Jordan Krumbine is a Creative Wizard? currently (and happily) bubbled with his four-legged life-partner, Jerry, in Hell's Waiting Room, where democracy, civil liberties, and old people go to die (also known as Florida). When not spinning short stories, drafting his next advertising-inappropriate novel, or quietly pounding out feature screenplays on-contract, he's working as a professional video editor and creative producer, playing with (and animating) LEGO, and not-so-silently begging for affection from his two motherfuzzers, Harvey Two-Cheeks and Crawl.
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All 19 chapters are now live! I wouldn't personally call it a Christmas miracle, but if someone else were to make that claim, I wouldn't dispute it!Preamble (Don't Call it a Prologue)1 - Desperatel...View all Conversations
Stories by Jordan Krumbine
- 21 Published Stories

Eli Doesn't Bottom
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Possession. Repression. Colonization.
"Eli Doesn't Bottom" is a dark, absurd, and deeply queer sati...
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Punched, Drunk, & All Out of F*cks!
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Abraham Owens has the worst super power: empathy. It's so debilitating that he can't even be around people. I...

Explorers of the Unknown vs Kaiju...
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Greenville's premiere paranormal investigators face their biggest threat when a giant bunny rabbit terrorizes...
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