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In the words of Filthy Frank: "If you're feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place"

The home of sub-standard shitposts that are sure to tickle your prostate and have your balls itching.

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of big booty bitches.

Uncle Iroh is the fucking GOAT.

R.I.P. Bionicle (2001-2010)

As a currently less-than aspiring writer plagued by MULTIVERSAL-levels of fucking idiocy, if ya'll value your personal welfare, then you'll cease reading this pile of jumbled horseshit immediately...

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I'm a helluva cocktease when it comes to publishing/creating new books, kiss my ass...

Professional procrastinator, amateur impressionist, devoted comic/video game lover, all around nerd with enough sarcasm to fill the Mariana Trench and proud as FUCK of it, suppose I do a bit of everything dawg...

If you insist on sticking around, here's a few things to know about yours truly:
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>Age: 24 (E-mail in the description ladies)
>Gender: Cajun-cooked hand grenade
>Alignment: Rebel Good
>Favorite Color: Blue Balls (Jk, it's... y'know what, fuck it. Any shade of blue will do.)
>Probably the only person in the world to smell what the Rock is cooking, ig...
>I once caught hay inside of a needle-stack, feel free to have my children.
>Favorite Fictional Villains: Doctor Doom, Darth Vader, Lord Sauron, and Megatron.
>Favorite bands: I'mma just keep it a buck witchu, we'd be here all goddamn day, but for starters huge Deftones, Incubus and Linkin Park fan...
>Long-term goal? To read Mein Kampf backwards, fuck you.
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... Seriously ya'll are still here? Jesus Rape-Victim Christ on a FUCKIN' HORSE we need to find ya'll a new hobby bruh...