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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND, HE PULLED HIS LITTLE HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE SAID IT WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING". SO I'M GONNA MAKE A CALL OUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? THIS IS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! BOOM! LOOK AT THAT! ALL POINT, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT'S LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE EXACTLY 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!