Existence is just a meaningless expanse of time where you take your mind of impending doom by doing things that make you happy and watch your friends, loved ones, and sanity disappear. Some may come back but most won't.
Fun fact: Ostriches have the biggest eyes of any bird! :)
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The title says it all
Swearing is included as are sexual jokes.
All character are aged up 6 years!
If they don't appreciate you, they...
Probably gonna be some angst in here. Listen I'm not the best writer ever so you'll have to excuse some of my...
Home Alone
I don't really know what to title this but I want some more good Home Alone stuff so here we are. Okay,okay m...