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Almost lights out!!! There's a poker game in the back room tonight.  We all start in pajamas and add layers as we lose. The one who can't move their arms first looses. Lol. Ps-it's grits in the morning. Miralax was added beware!!!

Thank you so much for the vote on Betwixt and Between :D *dusts off stoop* I like this porch. There are some fun looking stories hanging out here.

Where have you been all my life?!?! This is a utopia!!! Thanks for the kind vote but more importantly pointing me to something awesome 

@clarady can I name him Jeffrey? 

@clarady hmmmm. How many humps? 

@amberkbryant You're most welcome xx

@clarady You're very welcome! Im afraid there are some extremely strict criteria for entry into the home. If you'd like to step into my lavendar scented office, we can discuss my bribe....

May I say that I want in on this retirement home? Seriously. Sounds like the best one ever. Especially if there's drunken crafts time too -- needlepoint duels ahoy! Also, thank you so much for all the votes on "Excruciatingly Correct Behavior" and for adding it to your reading list. We all know that retirement homes are filled with truly correct behavior, no? (Thank you vodka, my darling)

Hello, @RetirementHome  
          
          Would it be possible for me to book the therapeutic whirlpool sometime on Tuesday before Eunice's treatment? I would prefer it to be prior to 2 pm so that I don't miss shuffleboard.  
          
          Much appreciated, as is the follow.

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