Hello unfortunate individual! You are now standing in the presence of ??????????? herself! Bow down and lick my feet (Please don't)! Grovel beneath the ground I step upon and know your place!

I write fanfics and oneshots. My writing has gotten significantly better over time and I hope my growth never ends. Though, I am very sensitive to my older works/chapters, as they are very unprofessionally made (By my standards).

I go mainly by Simpus, but there are nicknames which I have developed both here and on my Discord server:

Kevin (Ironically enough); Asshole; -Random slur-; Pookie (Reserved to be used only by @Slasagi); Bitch; etc.

Here are some things you should know about me before following (which you will do, right?):

- Girl who wants to write for fun but suffers from self-imposed deadlines and upholding standards that are barely even there
- Dead inside, barely alive outside
- Energy drink addict, Guzzler of Monsters
- Socially inept
- Professional yapper
- Insecure and low on self-esteem
- Friendly (to some extent)
- Lowkey chillin
- Sexually inadequate
- Mentally unstable

There are lots of stories and aspirations in my mind that I hope I get to write someday. I have a limited schedule, along with lacking motivation to do anything.

Dear God send help I can barely get myself together. I'm a mess, my life's a mess, what am I even doing here, I'm a loser...~

... All in all, I'm a good person at heart, no matter what my internet persona says. I wish for good, I do good, and encourage good. My only hope in life is that I do enough of it that I attain a place in Heaven, along with my friends.

I do not care about your religion, race, or ethnicity. We're in this world together, hand in hand, let's do better and help one another.


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I do not pick sides in conflicts, there are children that are dying out there and they need our support ?
  • Reclaiming the surface
  • JoinedMay 20, 2022



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