call me: DG; everyone else doesn't
I ? you 3,000.
"I wrote trash then sat back and watched it burn."
-DG 2021
"I am but a humble servant to my loyal readers."
-Varric Tethras, DA:I
"I love deadlines, I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
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