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CATNIP DROP ANOTHER CHAPTER AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSS ???

Thank you for inspiring me to write on this godforsaken app after not writing on here since like 2018 :3

So, funny story from last night: You know how in one of the last chapters of my Stanley Pines x Reader fanfiction, I wrote about the reader picking a lock like a total badass? Very descriptive, very Ocean’s Eleven, very “I know what I’m doing, don’t ask questions”. Yeah, turns out, I’m basically clairvoyant because guess what happened to me IRL.
          
          My little sister (bless her 5-year-old soul) decided to play “Let’s See How Long It Takes to Inconvenience Everyone” by locking a key inside a lock. My mom was struggling with it, and I was like, “I’ve got this”. So, I grabbed a bobby pin and not even a full minute later, the lock popped open.
          
          So now, I’m not just a writer, I’m also a professional locksmith, apparently. 

AMOOO TU LIBRO, QUE OBRA DE ARTE TAN BUENA POR DIOOSSS???? (tuve que leerla con traductor porque mi inglés no es bueno, lo siento) gracias por escribirla

YAYYYYYYYYY UNCERTAINTY IS SO GOOD I ATE IT UP NOM NOM NOMMMMMM
          
          Real though, I love it, and it is one of the best books I've seen. Thank you so much for writing it for us to eat.
          
          I have not starved. Thank you. <3

Hey, so, I’m officially back from the dead! I know, I know, you were all sitting at the edge of your seats waiting for my next masterpiece… and by “you”, I mean like 3 people, but whatever. I’m here now.
          
          So, uh, about that two-month hiatus? I had some “private matters” (AKA, I was just trying to figure out how to adult) and, believe it or not, I was actually doing stuff. Like, important stuff. Like entering writing competitions because apparently I think I’m somewhat of a remotely bigger deal than before now?
          
          Anyway, I’m back. So don’t worry, I’m here to actually finish what I started. Yes, I WILL continue writing, and I promise I’ll get to that Stanley Pines x Reader fanfiction I’ve been dangling in front of your faces like a carrot on a stick… once I’m finished with the Stanford one. Because I’m just that committed to living up to my promises. But: I’m an adult now, so I actually have to function in society. You know, the whole work, responsibilities, pretending to be productive thing. So… yeah, it might take a bit longer than it used to. 
          
          (And if you’re reading this right now, thanks for waiting, I guess? I’m not sorry, though. I had to live my life. Sorry, not sorry. ;P )

Still wondering what was the the code? What type of code is it or maybe hint it?
          I just kinda wanna know

Was that the end of Uncertainty?? Please say you’re just in vacation or something, I don’t want it to enddddd we NEED a new chapter (???)?

What the actual fuck just happened… author please don’t let it end like this, I’ll literally sell you my soul for another chapter PLEASE THIS IS THE BEST FANFIC IVE EVER READDDDD

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED IN THE LAST CHAPTER??? UM??