Chapter 3
SNEAK PEEK
Because the moment I stepped outside-gracefully, elegantly, like the sophisticated queen I am-the universe decided to personally ruin me.
By sending a bird.
Specifically, a pigeon.
Directly. At. My. Face.
One second, I was talking, flipping my hair, being effortlessly iconic. The next?
FLAP-FLAP-THWACK.