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Stories by Jake Simpleton
Life Stinks (But in a Good way)
She talks to a soda can. He talks to crime bosses. Somehow, it works.
Vincent Moretti has it all-wealth, char...
Heads or Hearts?
He's 240 pounds of loose change. She's barely making rent. Together, they're priceless.
Grandma Ruined MySpace
Never teach your grandmother how to use the internet unless you're emotionally and legally prepared to watch...