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GUESS WHO'S GOING TO GIRLS VOLLEYBALL CITY CHAMPIONSHIPS TOMORROW!!

My friend and I came up with a list of sexuality's corresponding ice cream flavours... for some reason? and uh, I wanted to share. there are... no biases, obviously.
          
          Vanilla= Sapphic/fin
          chocolate= male attraction
          spiderman= Bi
          superhero= Pan
          pistachio= Gay male
          cookiesncreme= Non Binary
          bubblegum= Trans
          Cookie dough = genderfluid
          Strawberry = lesbos
          Black cherry = ace
          Mint chocco chip = straight
          Salted Caramel = Aro
          Neopolitan = Poly
          
          any ideas to add or differing opinions?

I came out to my mom yesterday. Thats it. Thats the announcement.

I think I just came up with the best pun of my life, and I'm afraid I wont do anything that will ever live up to it.
          
          I was talking to a friend and I go; "I think if I lived in a a fantasy world, I would totally marry a blacksmith"
          
          Her: why?
          
          Me: free swords. and then I could be a miner or something so I wouldn't even have to use shop materials.
          
          Her: ... ok?
          
          Me: and then I could just go around marrying different people and I could create a whole production line!
          
          Her:... ok...?
          
          Me: it would be... a polyarmory

Wouldn't it be funny if we all just started ignoring celebrities? Like, could you imagine if Taylor Swift or something posted a picture on her Instagram and got two likes?

what do you guys do when you're bored? asking for a friend

I’m bored. What y’all’s Personality types? ENTP over here

I just found out I have the same personality type as Edward Elric and I am unreasonable happy right now

I joined my school's badminton and volleyball teams, AND I have afterschool volleyball sometimes... I HAVE NINE PRACTICES EVERY WEEK. so uh- I'm going to die for these two spots because... #swag #yolo

Gas prices are the middle age white man extreme sport