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*  this is actually the best thing i had EVER laid my eyes upon.

@1-800-SPDER      *      HELLO HELLO 

?      @starkincs      ||  ?     ?   I’M JUST SHOCKED,  THAT’S ALL.  I EITHER DON’T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU   …    OR I’M NOT ON THE INTERNET ENOUGH.       ?            it’s an odd question to ask,  considering the fact that it was steve in tony’s arms       &&.        no other.   but,   even the captain had his  (irrelevant,   minuscule)   doubts on his relationship.     considering they were relishing the after math of a successful date night, there shouldn’t be any doubts about it.   a good book,  candles,   a gorgeous view of nightfall—   what’s not to like?      (   …   )     the stretch of comfortable silence is filled again with another question.    
            
            
            ?     ?      WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM ALL YOUR RELATIONSHIPS?     IS THERE ANY YOU REGRET?   ANY YOU’D GO BACK TO?      ?      

@ONCECAPTAINS        A few,   but Emma and I were forever ago.   And it didn’t work out.  Wasn’t meant to be.    Nulkilk,    there’s no competition.   I only want you.  If I didn’t—-   We wouldn’t be here right now.   And don’t act like everyone doesn’t love THEE Captain America.    

(How am I supposed to compete..)

?      @starkincs      ||  ?     ?   NO THANKS.    WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PAY ATTENTION JUST THIS ONCE?  WE’RE HERE FOR WORK,  NOT PLEASURE.     (…)       GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY FACE—       ?            the sandwich is reluctantly eaten,   just because of his refusal of wasting food.    it would be a bit embarrassing to drag a grown man out of an establishment  (  …  )  but,  he isn’t above it.      two options.   one,   do this mission without tony—   the obvious option,  of course.   it would’ve been necessary to prevent any sort of sensitive information to be leaked.       &&.        two,   reluctantly sober him up then bring tony with.      maybe he’ll get two if he’s lucky.      
            
            ?     ?   C’MERE,   YOU’VE HAD A FAIR AMOUNT OF SANDWICHES.  LET’S PAY ATTENTION NOW?  PLEASE?    ?            naturally,   steve’s hand would guide tony away from the tray.    with a  (tense)   smile,  he awaits anthony’s response—  it would surely without irritate him,  with no doubt. 

@ONCECAPTAINS           Only a few,   stop throwing a hissy fit and enjoy yourself.   You look constipated.  [Leave it to Anthony to brush off the concern of a mission,    leave it to Anthony to brush off the concern that was Steve Roger’s.   He maneuvers through the crowd of people with practiced ease,    muttering a few words of greeting as he passes through.    He does eventually end up spotting a young man carrying a tray of sandwiches,  the transaction is quick—-      Tony is passing the waiter a few hundreds and he gets the platter of boujie panino’s.  ]      Too late,    do you want one?   These  are  /so/  good.    Here try it.    

?      @starkincs,   Stark.     ╱  ?         ?   THE FACADE CAN BE MAINTAINED WITHOUT THE ALCOHOL,  VIRGINS EXIST?   HOW MANY HAVE YOU HAD?      (tell me it’s less than three).       ?            it’s impossible to stop or fuss at tony when he manages to escape   (like   always.)   (…)    of course,  steve follows closely behind.  was it to stop the impending chaos that was bound to happen or the slight amusement he always felt whenever he was around tony.     ?         ?    NO MORE SANDWICHES PLEASE,  I’M PRETTY SURE WE SHOULD’VE LEFT TO PATROL THE KITCHEN TEN MINUTES AGO.   ?           

 #needthat #giveit2me

@ONCECAPTAINS        *    YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE 

@spdrwebss          not happening,  kid.   you barely have the hang of whatever weird spider thing you have going on.   

ID.  @STARKINCS
            
            as i was saying ,  we have the dinner with the maholmes next monday && the technology summit .  some sort of 'flip phone' releasing next summer .

@psychicreigns          i am listening,  my love.   can’t you see my eyebrows raising every time you say something?    

ID.  @starkincs 
            
            thank you ,  anthony .  i'll have my assistant contact miss potts on the proposed meeting between your daughter & my girls .  a shame you potentially won't be in attendance ,  but i take it duty calls for a man of your calibre -  flying around like some knight in shining armor .

@psychicreigns            they can meet,   in a setting meant for children.   movies,   shopping,   whatever they want to do.   pepper will still help you out,     don’t worry.   i wouldn’t leave you high and dry.        (?)      we’ll collaborate one day,   miss frost.      when it calls to both of us,  it’ll happen.     

ID.  @starkincs 
            
            and to think ,  i wanted her to meet my girls .  a shame ,  considering their excitement of first attendance .  considering the meeting is cancelled ,  i'll have to contact the roxxon shareholders on my own .  i had hoped we could collaborate at some point ,  anthony ,  but not this time .

*   It’s ok I reported mysslf to keep the city safe aren’t i the best

*   Starts praying to this like it’s an altar..!!!!!!! Only i can do this bc i was chosen!!!!

?      a,   stark.     ╱  ?         ?   I can’t tell if you came here to criticize me or genuinely get to know me.  You do this often or am I just that fun to annoy?        ?           teeth would sink into the base of lips,  gnawing in thought.     stark is unreadable,    &&    that makes his final decision even more difficult.     but exactly did he have to lose?    he’s lost it all.      (  …  )  so,    he nods.   accepting whatever terms    &&    conditions he had to deal with.             ?   I still prefer my journal.   But I’ll take you up on the offer,  what do I have to lose?        ?         

@ONCECAPTAINS      mm.    self-aware and still willingly playing the fool.     captain american everyone!        [stark’s feet hit the floor with a soft thud and he stays slumped into the cushions of the couch.  a silence consumes them as he stares at steve,    a gaze that holds no particular emotion.]      offer is still on the table,   soldier.      if you ever get bored,   theres always something to do where i’m at.   could even give you lessons on how to work a smart phone.   the way you use it now /kills/ me,  cap.   

            ?      a,   stark.         ╱  ?      ?   I’m still Captain America,  that hasn’t  changed.   It’s this world that’s changed?   Things are different       &&.        I’m not sure how much longer I can fool myself.    (  …  )     I just need to keep myself busy.       ?            wordlessly,   the solider swats away stark’s feet.  eventually moving his feet off completely.   was he not taught any sort of etiquette?   seems like something that would’ve been taught,  but what does steve know anymore?   he almost considers tony’s offer,   a?l?m?o?s?t?.     the fact that he did was frightening.       ?   I think you’ve already over stayed your welcome,  Stark.   Don’t go making a habit of that.      ?            

@starkincs  ?  ??? / / * * sorry for the late reply !
            
             sorry,  rich  playboys  aren't  on  the  see-nick-fury  list. if  you're  feeling  so  generous,  you  can  always  attempt. what  do  you  "want"  with  nick  ?  hm  ?

@strongshields           i could build a better building than this in my sleep,      i’m here to see nick.     /obviously/.