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Theory: Logan’s counter is a frat boy
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Thank you for the vote. Appreciate it.
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I want to play 'No one mourns the wicked' at my funeral
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@evildeathnerd A-HAH! saw a performing arts group do a mash-up of Wicked songs, that musta been where I heard it before.
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i just sat in the dryer for ten minutes because why the fuck not
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TOM HOLLAND IS THE BEST
ZENDAYA IS THE BETTER BEST
I LOVE THIS
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Now that I think about it, Percy Jackson and the Olympians is just Greek mythology fanfiction
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whAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
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@evildeathnerd NO WHAT DID YOU SAY? SHUT THE FUCK UP KYLE LIKE POST UP
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You have kids too? I've got fourteen currently, plus a cloud that used to be one and another who decided to be my nephew instead. In addition, I have a few grandchildren and some great-grandchildren and two step-kids and three siblings and a mom and a son-in-law and a ghost uncle and a bunch of distant relatives. Oh, and fifteen of my kids committed suicide because my family is too crazy. I have twenty fictional fathers and another dad who is also my son and. . . . Yeah, that's about it.
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friend: so what's artemis fowl? i've heard u talking about it
me: ok so
me: a super rich super smart 12 year old's dad gets lost in russia and he needs money to rescue him so he kidnaps a leprechaun to get gold
friend: ok
me: BUT the leprechauns have GUNS
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In English today:
friend: I can't think of the gender I want my character to be
me: :pulls out The ABC's of LGBT+: Will this help?
class: ...
class: ...
class: ...
person: so you just have a gay dictionary in your backpack?
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@evildeathnerd I have one on my phone. I want to print it out, but it's like 3000 pages long because vlacas me decided to put in all the MAGIO+ (or is it MAGOI+) stuff, and now I can't remember which is which.