Law X Reader ?One Shots?

*Originally Published November 25th, 2014*

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  Ah, what a beautiful evening it was today. No one was around at all. No voices, no sounds, no people, nothing; nothing but silence. This was absolute music to Law's ears. The everlasting sweet sound of silence.

Law's sub was surfaced and docked at a quaint little island, and he was relaxed up against the door to its interior, napping soundly with his hat tipped down over his eyes, and his usual long black jacket folded up and set beside him neatly at the base of his nodachi, Kikoku, which was leaned against the wall, and leaving him completely shirtless under the rays of the hot setting sun. He absorbed the slowly disappearing rays of light like a little plant, indulging in the simplistic peace of only the small waves lapping up against the side of the sub and the worn wood and stone of the port.

He took in a single long, deep breath of the slightly salty air, his tribal tattoo's rising and falling with his tanned chest as he breathed. In the silence, shortly after his breath, he heard something distant resonate through the air. It sounded like... Like someone was calling him. Nah. No one could be calling him. His only and current crewmate at the moment was _______, and she was gone into town, most likely not coming back for at least another hour or so. But, he had heard it again, a little louder than the last time. He opened an eye and peered out from under his hat, trying to see if he could pin point the source of the annoyance. No, it wasn't in sight, so what the fuck, or who the fuck, was causing this disturbance?

"LAAAAAAAWWW~!!!"

"Wha-?! GUAH!" He choked.

You, _______, had come running at his sub with lightning speed, hurtled yourself over the railing, and landed right on top of Law cannonball style with great force, causing him to choke from the impact on his gut, wheezing with a wide open mouth, eyes whited out in pain as his hat tipped from the front of his head to the back, lurching forward.

"Wake up Law! I have some exciting news~!" You chimed happily, straddling him on the deck from your previous flying act over the side.

"_______, get... get off!" He yelled, just barely choking out the words as he wheezed for fresh oxygen. "Jesus CHRIST! Don't fucking jump on me!"

"Sorry~!" You apologized with a hum in your tone. "I couldn't contain my excitement and kinda landed on you. But, it woke you up!" You added sheepishly.

Law took the deepest of breaths as he sat himself back up properly. "Alright..." He began, taking one last deep breath. "What kind of news do you have that is so important, that you have to disturb the silence, and ME." He growled, repositioning his hat on his head.

"Mmm, just THIS~!" You replied, holding a piece of paper in front of his face.

"The fuck is this?" He questioned grumpily, taking the page and beginning to look it over.

"A dance~!" You cheered. "It's a formal one too! Tuxes, flowing dresses, slow, smooth ballroom dancing..." You mused, beginning to fantasize.

Law put the paper down and stared at you blankly. "And I'm assuming you want me to go with you."

You nodded your head quickly with stars in your eyes.

"No. Go yourself." He responded bluntly.

"Awwww! Why?!" You whined, seeming broken by his bluntness.

"Because I said so." He replied, shooting down your protests.

"Because is an evasion, not an ANSWER." You shot back. "WHY." You yelled, face planting into the deck and beginning to groan repeatedly into the boards.