Law X Reader ?One Shots?

*Originally Published May 31st, 2015*

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 "Hmmm... what's a fun thing I can do today..." You pondered, pacing back and forth around Law's submarine below deck. "Antagonizing Law sounds like a good plan~!"

"Oh boy she's gonna start the usual again today." Penguin commented from a distance.

"Is she on the antagonize mission again?" Shachi asked, crossing his arms.

"Yep. She has a death wish." Penguin nodded, sighing deeply.

"This is the third day in a row. I swear if her hands are replaced with her feet just because Law refused to put up with her insanity, I am NOT gonna be the one to do repairs. She's the technician, not me." Shachi said evasively, feeling the work load just begging to be pinned on him if this situation got too far out of hand.

"Let the fuckery begin~!" You hummed, ignoring the two behind you and skipping to the upper deck with a sick and twisted grin plastered on your face.

"Oh my god she is going to end up dead." Penguin face palmed.

"GOODBYE TECHNICIAN. HELLO HELL." Shachi cried, falling to the steel below him.

Hearing the wails behind you, you shook your head and kept your grin on, slowly pushing open the door to the upper deck outside. You had surfaced about ten minutes ago, and it was one of the hottest days ever outside. Law was sure to be taking a break, and that meant he would be completely defenceless against your first strike.

Now tiptoeing across the deck, you glanced off to the side a bit to find Law, and sure enough, there he was, napping on the deck in the rays of the sun. Bepo was beside him as well, which means this may be a double hit if you do it right. Snickering, you backed up inside briefly to grab a giant bucket that you left just inside the door. Picking it up, you brought it back outside with you, lowered it over the side of the sub with a rope, and filled it with the cool seawater, hauling it back up. Thank god you were a hell of a lot stronger than you looked, because this bucket was damn heavy.

Being extra careful to not slosh the water around too much, you brought the bucket over to Law and Bepo, positioning it carefully and aiming with care. It was the moment of truth, and you began to count down from three silently. Upon reaching one, Shachi and Penguin had come out on deck, and had no time to shout out to their captain as you hurled the water out of the bucket and onto Law and Bepo, shocking them awake as they became dowsed in cold seawater.

"HOLY JESUS FUCKING SHIT!" Law cursed in a frenzy, bolting upright at the feeling.

Bepo had shot up briefly and screeched before he fainted, causing you to burst out into a fit of laughter at the two of them reacting perfectly to the situation.

"_______ why you-! ROOM." Law growled. Then, he came to realize, that there was no room after a few seconds. The seawater he was covered in had nullified his powers, making you laugh even more at his attempt. "You clever son of a BITCH!" He yelled, leaping to his feet.

You screeched with laughter and turned around, bolting inside the sub with Law hot on your heels, whipping past Shachi and Penguin, knocking them over as the door whipped closed behind the two of you, echoing out on the lonely sea.

"... She is going to get roasted once that water dries..." Penguin said slowly.

"Why does she set herself up for death? This can't end well..." Shachi shivered, watching the closed metal door with fearful eyes; your inescapable trap that you had just walked into.