Law X Reader ?One Shots?

Mocking

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"_______ where the FUCK are you?!" Law yelled angrily throughout the sub.

All the lights were off inside, and every door was left open. Law paced around the main room quietly as he listened for you, cracking his knuckles as he tried to decide on a room to start with. He was so enraged that he didn't bother to turn any lights on, or to dry himself off either. He was downright ready to kick your ass at any cost, which distracted him from any logical things to do first.

"God dammit _______! Show yourself so I can kick your ass!" He called again, stopping in the middle of the room to listen, his voice bouncing back at him off the steel walls.

"Show yourself so I can kick your ass! Nyeeeh!" Your voice reverberated back, intentionally mocking your captain in an attempt to piss him off.

"Oh that's reeeeeal mature!" He called back, beginning to follow the sound of your voice.

"That's reeeeaaal mature~!" You mocked back, a short giggle coming from you as you snuck between the shadows of the sub.

"When I find you I swear to god I'm going to kill you." He grumbled, entering all the rooms that were in the general direction of your voice. "You aren't going to get away from me this time." He added, closing the doors behind him to prevent your escape.

"You aren't gonna get away from me this time! Bleeeeaaaagh!" You mimicked, using a stupid voice to add emphasis and add to the piss off factor.

"QUIT MOCKING ME!" Law yelled, getting more than slightly irritated at your annoying bullshit.

"Quit mocking me~!" You replied from the shadows, silently laughing at his rage.

"Rrrrgh! Get the hell out here!" He growled, going through nearly all the rooms and closing the door behind him in search of you. "How are you getting around without me finding you?! What the fuck!

"Magic, sir what-the-fuck." You replied, spitting at him before dashing off in the shadows again, hiding behind various objects as you began to plan your escape from him.

"SHUT UP! This is the third damn day in arrow you've been hiding from me and MOCKING ME." He roared. "I'M GOING TO FREAKIN CATCH YOU AND GIVE YOU WHAT FOR!"

"Suuuuuuure~!" You mumbled to yourself.

While he was frantically rummaging behind some crates in hopes of finding you, you took out a small notepad from your pocket and a pen. The front of the pad was titled: "How much of an Asshole Can I be?" in bold lettering. When you flipped it open, you took your pen and wrote words close to the idea of you terrorizing Law's ass for three days straight. It was a new record according to your last attempts a few pages back. Man, your life really consisted of shenanigans. It was so worth it though.

Closing your notepad, you began to creep along the edge of the wall towards the closed door. Carefully, you reached out and began to turn the nob ever so slowly as to not draw Law's attention. Sadly, the door was against you. And let out what sounded like one of the most annoying squeaks in the world as it creaked open slightly.

"I knew that'd get you eventually." Law said with a sinister tone, looking over his shoulder with nearly flaming eyes.

"Shit." You cursed bluntly, whipping the door open and flying out of the room at top speed away from Law.

There was some sort of war cry emitting from behind you as Law dashed out after you, creating mini air currents that nearly knocked over jars of medicine he kept on shelves. Leaping mid-run with a start, you skidded into another room, slamming the door behind you and making way for the next connected room. Law ripped the door open behind you and began to gain on you as you went, his feet practically catching on fire as he ran after you.