Vector x Reader x Gru

Your secret basement was concerningly huge. Although it is rarely unused, it still gives you the emo and e-girl vibes. You had this small Mary Poppins Gucci bag which in fact holds the body of three young children: One nerd pony bitch, a girl who wears winter clothings in the summer, and a naive girl whose hair looks like an oddish.

You summoned them from your stanky but stronk bag and tied them to chairs. However, your basement chairs were not normal chairs. You randomly call this the Ooga Booga Chair, a chair that forcefully forces you to watch a fan made ship animation of Peppa pig and Caillou on loop while at the constant threat of being electrocuted.

You smirked. You smirked so widely that it could probably be a world record smirk. You looked so smug, that you can't even picture how smug you are.

This will be a huge threat to the bitches, and no one will ever, ever, steal your precious smexily hawt Gru from you ever again, you thought.

You planned a whole-ass scenario of you and Gru living happily ever after, with pink butterflies flying, sun rays shining and you cuddling with him in the field under the warm blue sky. Your imagery was so vivid that you lost your sanity, until you heard a disturbing noise from the chairs.

"Hey! Where and how are we here???"

You turned to face the girl who wears winter clothes in the summer to be sitting there helplessly, with a fierce and glaring expression, complaining on all the shit she can like a mega karen. The other two children still lay unconscious, seeming so annoyingly peaceful. The scene pleases your souls, and you smiled lovingly. You looked at her eyes sadly and said,

"Stupid bitch."

As she held a traumatized face, you cackled and turned on the Ooga Booga Chair, forcing the other two children to wake up and watch the fan made ship animation. Their expressions were horrified and the oddish looking child even cried, while the pony nerd girl tries to assure her that everything is going to be okay. You leave the room and turn the lights off, enabling them to only see the fan made animation and nothing else, even their hands.

You felt so happy! You were ready to meet Gru without any certain obstacles. As you make your way to the mall again, an orange star suddenly flies to you from the tallest skyscraper, suddenly holding your chin to meet his gaze.

"Hi (y/n)."