Vector x Reader x Gru

You woke up by a weird shriek, turns out it was Gru's mating call! You got up excitedly and tear off the walls to come and retrieve your dearest Gru. But then you saw vEctor walking like gorilla, approaching gru. You stand there dumbfounded and then Gru and vEctor made out! You cried bitch tears and sonic your way home. Gru and vEctor shouted for you to come back but no one is faster than you.

You would have married obama instead but he belongs to quackity. You bawled your eyes out and knocked some sense on urself. You checked out the basement to see the girls pass out. You inject them the forget syrum and untied them, you carried the three of them with ur mighty ass and found Gru's home. You shove the girls on the frontyard, not want to see anything that reminds you of your used to be soon husbandos.

You dragged ur ass downtown, walking fast, phase is fast and ur home now.

But then you bumped into someone, you saw his beautiful blonde hair and ur heart fluttered. Just to see Gru's face, you screamed and karate chop him in the balls as he scream in agony.

You entered your home and netflix and chill.