NO ONE'S POV:
(The inside of Wanda & Vision's bedroom after the two thuds.)
Wanda: What do you see?
Vision: Only your lovely rose bushes.
Wanda: That's all? Are you using your night vision, Vision?
Vision: I assure you, my love, I see nothing amiss. You have absolutely no reason to be frightened...
(There's a third thud.)
Vision: [yelps]
Wanda: You were saying?
Vision: Maybe we should get your brother to check it out?
Wanda: No, let him sleep.
Vision: Actually, I did overhear a couple of lads at work remarking on a few unsavory characters settling in the neighborhood. Now, who knows what those ne'er-do-wells might be up to? Robbing houses, vandalizing property.
Wanda: Walking through walls, moving objects without touching them, cutting things with blades that come out of their hands.
Vision: Wanda, darling, you can't be suggesting my colleagues were referring to us.
(There's another thud resulting in Wanda moving their beds together.)
Vision: One of us should really determine the source of that sound.
Wanda: Yes, one of us should.
(There's another thud.)
Wanda: Oh, this is getting ridiculous. I'm going to take a look.
Vision: Oh, God! Darling!
(Wanda telepathically swings the curtains open to reveal a tree branch hitting the panes.)
Wanda: Well, I think we handled that well.
Vision: Yes, I must say I'm rather proud of myself. And look how you seized on the opportunity to redecorate.
Wanda: This is better, isn't it?
Vision: Mmm.
(Wanda uses her powers to turn the two adjacent beds into one wide bed.)
Vision: Wanda, darling?
Wanda: Yes, dear?
Vision: Get the light.
(They get under the covers as Wanda turns off the light. Cut to Y/N in his room as he's hearing...what's going on in his sister & Vision's room.)
(Y/N): I have to get my own place.
(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
WandaVision!
Starring (Y/N)!
WandaVision!
Starring (Y/N)!
WandaVision Wa-WandaVision
Sta-Starring (Y/N)
WandaVision Wa-WandaVision
Sta-Starring (Y/N)
WandaVision Wa-WandaVision
Sta-Starring (Y/N)
WandaVision!
Starring (Y/N)!
(Cut to the living room where Vision is in a magician's getup.)
Vision: Ladies and gentlemen, for my final trick, I bring you the Cabinet of Mysteries.

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MCU: The Third Maximoff
ActionI'm not like Wanda and Pietro. I've had these powers since we were kids. Hopefully I can use these powers to clean up my home and do some good along the way. Fingers crossed!