Just the two of us (Number 5)

Five and Quinlin landed in 1982.

"Excuse me," Five said. "Uff da, you snuck up on me there. If you're looking for the cookies we don't put 'em out until 3;00" The lady said with a cheery smile. "We can hardly wait," Quinlin said with a fake smile. "uh, do you happen to know where the Midwest Soybean Society is meeting?" Five asked. "Sure do. Muskellunger banquet room. You looking for your moms? they in the convention?" The lady asked. 

Five saw a vending machine. "Hey, could I get some change?" he asked as he took out a note. "Oh sure, I'll just look in my purse. Only a nickel and a couple of dimes. Oh! you...are.. in luck mi9ster"The lady said as she handed him the change. "You know some say the best luck is to die at the right time," Five said as he sighed and walked away. "Sorry, he needs his sugar," Quinlin said covering up and following Five. 

Quinlin saw Five trying to take a fudge nutter. She crossed her arms over her chest and looked at him in amusement. "Stupid mother Fudge nutter!" He exclaimed as he violently shook the vending machine. "Fuckin' Fudge Nutter!" He yelled as he kicked the glass of the machine. He sheepishly looked at Quinlin and scratched the back of his neck. "There's cake," She said as she pointed to it. He sighed and ran his finger along the icing, it gathered upon his pointer finger and he stuck it in his mouth, licking it clean. 

"You gonna join me?" He asked her as she walked up to him. "Nah, I'm gonna watch," SHe said ass he picked up the Axe and handed it to him. "Go," she said as she nodded towards the door. He smirked and went inside. She followed and turned invisible, leaning against the doorframe and she watched him kill the whole board. 

Suddenly the lady from outside came in and Quinlin rolled her eyes. She was about to walk in when the Fish man ran past her. She sighed and ran past him, Appearing in sight again. 

"Hi," She said innocently as Five blinked beside her, this time he had a bat in his hand. " Surely we can come to some form of agreement that benefits both parties. Quid pro quo? What do you say?" AJ said to Five. "Why not?" He responded with a smug smile. "Here's your Quid," Five said as he slammed the bat on His left side. "Here's your pro" He continued as he slammed the bat on his right side. "No! No! No!" AJ yelled as Five lifted the bat up higher, ready to smash his head. "And here's your Quo," He said as he hit the glass head.  It smashed and the fish fell onto the ground, flopping helplessly. 

Five dropped the bat and sighed, he glanced at Quinlin who was staring at AJ with a strange smile. "You find that hot, don't you?" Five asked as he looked at her with a smirk. "maybe" she said as she looked at him. "Seriously," he said as he rolled his eyes. "If we were not in the middle of the hallway, this conversation would be very different," She said as she shrugged and walked away. "Wait what?" Five asked in confusion as he put AJ in a bag filled with water and ran after her, following her chuckles. 

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"Turn Invisible" Five whispered to her as he saw the handler in sight, Quinlin immediately listened. " Well?" The woman asked. FIve held out the bag and She took it from his. "AJ!" She exclaimed, she cooed at the fish before sighing and looking up at Five who was picking on the blood on his nails. 

"You know, you're really starting to fill out those tight little shorts of yours," She said as she giggled and wiped a little blood off his face. Quinlin wanted to strangle her. "Why so quiet?Thought you'd be buzzing after this morning's slaughter" She asked when Five didn't snark back. "All this killing...I'm done with it." Five said as he sighed. "What? Am I supposed to take that seriously?" Handler said as she scoffed "What I did today, I did for my family. I did it to save the world" Five gritted out, beginning to get annoyed. "Please.  Spare me your little assassin with the heart of gold routine, will you?" The handler said as she scoffed.