Just the two of us (Number 5)

"All right, just be cool till I finish the job on the grassy knoll. We'll get the time math and I'll ice the squirt" The older Five said to Luther. "I wish there was another way, you know?" Luther said. "There isn't. Look at him," He said looking behind.

 "What are you looking at? See something funny?" The younger Five yelled out and Quinlin huffed and Grabbed his arm and dragged him behind Luther. "Worst case of paradox psychosis ever seen. Eh-- What's wrong?" Older Five asked Luther. "Well, I... feel bad for him. You know?-He's just a little guy" Luther said. 

"Mind your business! Or I'll give you something to stare at" Five yelled at another person. "Will you shut up!" Quinlin whisper yelled at him. 

"You wish you could pull off these shorts!" Quinlin slammed her hand on his mouth as he started another insult. He looked at her sheepishly, "Sorry" He said, his voice muffled from behind her hand. 

"You look like King Kong and the Hitler Youth had a baby" "Luther, I... I don't have time for you to tuck and squeeze here. Can I count on you to keep him... and her under control?"The Older Five asked. "I'll...uh...try my best," Luther said hestintly. 

The Older Five walked away and Quinlin and Five came up to speed with Luther. "Hey, brother and sister. How you doing?" he asked. "He's gonna kill me, isn't he?" Five gritted out. "What? Him? He's gonna kill you, yeah right. that's ridiculous" Luther said as he chuckled. "You know, you're a terrible liar, Luther," Quinlin said as she shook her head. "You're a worse liar than you are a spotter," FIve said as he glared at Luther. 

"Okay, who's fault is that? What good is having a spotter if you won't even listen to him?" Luther said as he scoffed. " So you admit you're conspiring against me?"Five asked. Quinlin linked her arms with his. "Do... Do you admit that you're suffering from paradox psychosis?"Luther countered. "All he's suffering from is bracing clarity about you and your murderous intentions," Quinlin said as she rolled her eyes. 

"Look, it's not like he's gonna 'kill you' kill you. He just wants to kill a, um... version of you" 

"But I'm am that version of me"

"THe hot one too" 

"Hey, I don't love it, either, but he's actually got a pretty good plan," Luther said as he shrugged. "What? The one where you guys off me and then jump to 2019 to save the world?" Five asked as he scoffed. "Yeah, wait, how did you know that?" Lither asked in confusion.  "Because I'm him, and that is exactly what I would do if I were trying to kill me!" Five spat out. 

"Okay, all I know is we've got one Five too many, and you're the one acting like a maniac," Luther said as he shook his head. "Maniac? Luther, you have seen nothing. If you want a maniac, I will show you maniac" Five yelled as he got in Luther's face, Quinlin tugged on his arm and the trio kept walking. "Okay, as your spotter, I think the best thing I can do for you right now is put you out of your misery," Luther said. "This should be fun," Quinlin said as she smirked and removed her hand from five's arm. 

"Okay, Luther, listen" he began as he grabbed Luther's shoulders causing all of them to stop. "I know your feeble mind only responds to age and authority, so listen very closely. Yet again, you are experiencing daddy issues, this time with your own brother, which honestly is making me a bit crazy. But remember this:   I'm 14 days older than him. I have seniority here. So it is me you should be listening to, Luther. I'm the daddy here!" Five yelled the last part loudly. "I was not wrong," Quinlin said as she watched Luthe look Embarrassed. 

"Five, please, you're being unseemly. Look at you" Luther whispered as he guided Five. Quinlin walked right next to the pair and watched her boyfriend straighten his jacket.