MCU: The Third Maximoff

The Falcon, The Winter Soldier, And The Wolverine Episode 1

(Y/N): I don't think I smell that ba-

(Y/N smells himself.)

(Y/N): Ugh, okay. I smell pretty bad.

Natasha: [chuckles] So go take a shower.

(Y/N): Yes, ma'am. Care to join me?

Natasha: Hmm, any other time I would but...

(Natasha smells Y/N.)

Natasha: You really need to take a shower. Not me in there distracting you.

(Y/N): [laughs] I get it, I get it. I'm going.

(Y/N leaves to go take a shower leaving Natasha. As soon as he left her, Nat thought about Laura's smiling face.)

Natasha: [sighs]

Hours Later...

(Y/N is in his bedroom bathroom, currently shaving using one of his claws.)

(Y/N): Should I shave it all off?

(Y/N rubs his hand across his face as he's thinking about what he's going to do.)

(Y/N): How about I trim it and line it up? Yeah, that sounds good.

(Y/N puts some shaving cream on his face & begins to trim his beard. Eventually, he starts to line it up. As he's doing this...)

(Y/N): [winces]

(He cuts his face while shaving.)

(Y/N): [annoyed growl]

(Y/N looks at himself in the mirror so he can look at the cut. He watches as the cut on his face closes thanks to his healing factor.)

(Y/N): Almost done.

(Y/N finally finishes lining up his beard.)

(Y/N): Hmm, not bad. I should consider being a barber. [chuckles]

(Natasha calls out for her husband.)

Natasha: Killer!

(Y/N): Coming!

(Y/N walks down some stairs & out to their living room to see his wife in a chair with a blanket over her & watching tv.)

Natasha: I see that you shaved.

(Y/N): I did.

Natasha: Not all of it though.

(Y/N touches his face.)

(Y/N): Heh. I couldn't do it.

Natasha: Good. You look sexier with some facial hair.

(Y/N): I'm never getting rid of it now.

Natasha: Also, we can't have a furless Wolverine, now can we?

(Y/N) & Natasha: [laughs]

Natasha: Anyways, care to join me?

(Y/N): Is there room?

Natasha: There's room.

(Y/N walks over to the chair that his wife is in as she scoots over to give him enough room to sit with her. As it turns out, there's enough room for both of them.)