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Zack can Speak German?

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Zoe: Did you all know that Jackals get over 100.000 years old?

Aura: Huh? Really?

Zack: Yeah! One year to us is 100 years for you humans!

Circus: That's incredible!

Robbie: So....! Zack, you and Zeinia are about 1500 years old?

Zeinia: 1521 to be precise!

Zoe: And I'm 1975 years old!

Kurai: Woooooaaah!

Alistor: So Zack, since you've already been on earth for several decades, does this mean you saw all the historical events, like the building of the pyramids and world War 1 and 2?

Zack: Saw them!? Dude when Hitler was still alive, I used to play mean pranks on him!

Aura: Woah!

Robbie: So you've been to Gremany?

Zack: Na klar doch! Für ungefähr 30 Jahre war es auch recht cool dort, aber nach ende des zweiten Weltkrieges wurde es voll Langweilig!

Everyone else: O-O

Zack: What? Don't expect me to spend 30 years in a country and not learn the Language!

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