Alistor : You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Magic: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Alistor: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Magic: But I heard a siren.
Reyna: That was Nina.
Nina: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Circus: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
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Robbie: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
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Zack: Look guys, I need help.
Bat: Love help?
Aura: Financial help?
Robbie: Emotional help?
Circus: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Circus*
Circus: What?
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Magic: I’m this close to falling in love with Reyna.
Nina: Your fingertips are touching.
Magic: Exactly.
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Circus: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Alistor: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Robbie: What do we think of Daiki ?
*pause*
Bat: *sighs* Nice pal.
Circus: I think he's gay.
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Circus: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Aura: No... well, their slowness.
Circus: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Circus: Now I have a plan.
Circus: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Kurai: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Kurai.
Robbie: But you're Kurai.
Kurai: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.
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Aura: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?
Circus: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Aura: Wait... you eat shaving cream?
Circus: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.
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Circus: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Kurai: Fake?
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Circus: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Robbie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Alistor walks in*
Robbie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Alistor: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Aura: Not it!
Kurai: Not it!
Alistor: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
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