Life in Reverse - Brooklyn 99 x OC

"God dammit! were the fuck are my heels?" i'm on my hands and knees pulling out all of my shoes from the bottom of my closet looking for my heels I want to wear tonight for my date, as Rosa sits on my bed eating ice-cream straight out of the tub. "Haha. found the fuckers." I quickly stand up, showing Rosa my shoes before quickly putting them on.

"Dam you look hot!" Rosa says pulling the spoon out of her mouth so I can hear her properly. "Who has you getting dressed up this nice?"

I lean in taking the mouthful of ice-cream she is holding out for me, "my date. who should be here any minute. so how do I look?"

"like ive just said, hot. you did do a background check on them though didn't you? made sure they didn't have any skeletons hidden away."

there is a knock at the door so we both start to make our way out as we talk, "of corse im not an idiot. they are an artist, who has a couple of their works in gallarys, they were born and raised in new York, and they have never once been arrested. never even seen the inside of a station, most likely."

I answer the door to find Everett stood on the other side holding a bouquet of flowers. "Hi, I got these for you. im so glad you said yes when I asked you out the other day."

"Hey. nice to see you again Everett, please come in i'll just go and put the flowers in some water then we can head." I walk over to the kitchen and place the flowers on the bench before searching for something to put them in, as I very rarly get flowers. "oh, don't mind Rosa. She just poped over to steal some stuff."

"hey. its nice to meet you," Everett hold out his hand to Rosa, who very carfuly shakes it, before wiping her hand on the sofa. "So how do you know Katie?"

"We work together, even went through the academy together. how do you know Katie?" she stares him down as she talks, which reminds me of a the look a father gives their daughters boyfriend the first time they meet them.

"We meet in the coffee shop, just down from the police station, she was walking out when she tripped over my bag spilling her coffee everywhere. so to make it up to her I bought her a new coffee and gave her my name and number. she just happened to text me later that day, and well here we are."

I head back out into the living room, letting out a small laught at Rosas face, "Yes here we are. shall we?" I give a small gesture to the door.

"Yes we shall."

I give Rosa a quick kiss on the forhead before shouting for her to lock up when she is finished.

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"it went horribly. i never want to talk about it again." im sat at my desk trying to get some work done while Rosa questions me about my date last night.

"why what happened? do i need to kill him? cause i can. i'll get away with it." she takes her knife out of her boot as she says this, before fliping it in the air and stabbing at nothing to further prove her point.

"put the knife away before someone gets hurt. and no you dont need to kill him, we just didnt get along thats all we wanted diffrent things in life thats all. now can i please get back to work?" i turn in my chair to look at her dead in the eye before she walks away mumbling about the difrent ways she'll kill anyone that hurts me.

"so, again, your alibi is a mysterious stranger handed you the gun, made you put your prints on it, robbed the store, and then hid the gun in your underpants." Jake asks the perp, trying to get him to tell the truth.

"well, yeah, if you say it like that, it don't sound believable."

"oh, hey, captain. did you get my report on the Finley murder?" Jake looks up at Holt as they talk, ignoring the perp all toghether.