Mc: What do rainbows mean to you?
Asmo: Gay rights.
Mammon: There's money.
Simeon: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Satan: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.
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Mammon: Oh, so when my crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Mammon: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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Lucifer: Is he stupid?
Mc: Yes, but they prefer to be called Mammon.
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Satan: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Satan: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Mc: Satan just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Mc: I just won Satan Tantrum Bingo.
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Mc: :)
Lucifer: >:(
Mc: Turn that frown upside down!
Lucifer: ):<
Mc: Not sure what I was expecting...
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Satan: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Mammon: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!
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Lucifer: Mammon...
Mammon: Oh no, 'Mammon' in B flat.
Mammon: You're disappointed.
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Levi: You read my diary?
Mc: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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