DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

"Quick!" Goten smiled. "Start the next video!"

"Yeah, Mom," Trunks smiled.

"Just wait," Bulma scolded. "I'm putting it in now!"

Cue disclaimer.

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The scene opens up with Gohan trying to wake up Piccolo, who is unconscious from Nappa's attack last episode.

"Well this isn't starting well for me," Piccolo sighed.

Gohan: Mr. Piccolo, wake up! You have to stop him!

Piccolo incoherent mumbles.

Krillin: Don't worry, Gohan! Goku's never let us down! I'm sure he'll be here any second!

The scene cuts to Goku eating food at Princess Snake's castle at Other World.

Everyone gives Goku a look.

"Hey, I didn't stop at Princess Snake's house!" Goku protested. "I don't always get distracted by f-"

Chichi throws a meatloaf, which Goku jumps to catch in his mouth.

Goku (with his mouth full): Thanks for the food again, Princess Snake!

Princess Snake: Well, it's the least I could do for trying to eat you like that. But I thought there was...

Goku: Hmm, bacon!

Princess Snake: Something else you had to do? Something about Saiyans...and the Earth?

"I wouldn't forget something as important as that!" Goku said.

"What about the senzu beans?" Vegeta said.

"And the seal for the evil containment wave," Roshi said.

"Plus that vial for the technique," Piccolo agreed.

Goku gulps down his food and takes a long pause

The scene cuts to Goku running on Snake Way.

Goku: Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!

"I'd like to mention again that you can fly," Vegeta stated.

Cue opening sequence.

The scene shifts to Gohan still trying to wake up an unconscious Piccolo.

Gohan: Mr. Piccolo, get up! Please, get up! Seriously, he's gonna kill us!

Nappa: Well, the green guy's out. Too bad. Guess I'll have to find someone else to play with!

Krillin (thinking): Please not me! Please not me! Please not me! Please not me! PLEASE NOT ME!!!

"Thanks for the support, Krillin," Gohan laughed while looking at the shorter man.

Nappa: Eenie-meenie-minie-

Nappa (to Gohan): You.

Gohan: Wh-What?!

Nappa kicks Gohan.

Gohan: AUGH!

Gohan gets sent flying into a boulder and lands on the ground.