DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

"Alright, everyone!" Bulma shouts. "Final episode of the season. Everyone ready?"

"Yeah!!"

"But first, we want refills on our food," Beerus shouted.

"Yeah!" the Saiyans and Whis roared in agreement.

Bulma rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I got it."

Cue disclaimer.

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"I'm so excited!" Goten whispered to Trunks.

"Sshh!" Trunks hushed his best friend. "It's starting!"

The scene opens up with Vegeta recovering from the Spirit Bomb.

Beerus groaned. "Seriously, Kai. Your little spirit bomb is just useless."

"It is very useful!" King Kai shouted.

"I mean, it did help me reach Ultra Instinct," Goku defended.

"That was only part of the equation, Goku," Whis corrected. "There were many other factors: our training, the shifts in your subconscious, etc. The Spirit Bomb was merely a minor catalyst that helped set it in motion."

Vegeta: You know, at a time like this I really only have one thing to say to you... BITCH SLAP!!!

Krillin: OH SNAP!!!

Vegeta slaps Krillin, knocking him down and whining in pain.

Krillin Owned Count: 10

Krillin sighed. "At this point, I think I'm used to it."

"Didn't you ask Goku to do something similar," his wife asked him.

"I just asked him to hit me with his full strength," Krillin replied.

"Which was a very stupid idea," Android 18 nodded.

Vegeta (walks up to the remaining Z-Fighters): And as for the rest of you... I'm going to end this, with a Big Bang... kind of attack.

"Wait, do you mean your Big Bang Attack or an attack that creates a big bang?" Gohan asked.

"Shut up," Vegeta grumbled.

Vegeta begins gathering up energy.

Goku: Oh, this isn't going to end well...

He closes his eyes as Vegeta screams and unleashes an explosive attack, causing Krillin, Goku, and Gohan, who gets knocked away, to scream.

Vegeta (breathes heavily and notices that everyone's still alive): Oh, you have got to be kidding me! They're still alive?!

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Tien had more power and he was killed by Nappa," Vegeta said. "I still gotta wonder why the bald idiot didn't die."

"I guess I'm good at surviving?" Krillin said. "That or I'm very lucky."

Vegeta: Oh to hell with it...

He begins floating and lands next to Gohan, with an arrow pointing to his tail.

"Wait, big bro's tail grew back?" Goten asked. "How?"

"Saiyan tails have a tendency to grow back during youth, especially when you're in danger," Vegeta explained. "It's about an 8%."

"And according to my studies," Bulma continued, "the tail won't grow back if you've surpassed the giant monkey form. So since you all achieved at least Super Saiyan, no more tails."