DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

Episode 9: The Set Up

Krillin (off-screen): WHOOO! Not me!

The group gives a groaning Krillin a look, spearheaded by a very angry Chichi.
"Now, now, Chichi," Whis said, chains appearing around her. "No one wants you going berserk again."

Krillin notices Gohan does not get up.

Krillin: Gohan?

Nappa looks towards Krillin.

Krillin: Uh-oh! Thought that would have lasted longer!

"Didn't see you help out much," Gohan teased.

"I know!" Krillin groaned.

Nappa: Midget's next! (charges after Krillin) RHAAAA!!!

Krillin (desperately): Wait! My turn! My turn! My turn!

"What do you mean, your turn?" Marron asked. "Is fighting like a game?"

"What?" Krillin blinked. "No, we don't just fight taking turns. It's not like a game where only one of us fights one on o- Actually, we do usually fight one on one unless the enemy is ridiculously powerful that fight with Beerus!"

"Yeah, we really need to change that habit," Bulma sweatdropped.

"But that takes most of the fun out of it!" Goku whined.

"For once, I agree with Kakorot," Vegeta nods. "There's no honor in ganging up on an opponent."

"When the fate of the world and your family is on the line, I expect your answer to change," Bulma said, the wives giving their husbands cold frosty glares.

Nappa: Oh!

He suddenly stops dead in his tracks.

"HE ACTUALLY STOPPED?" Frieza snapped, annoyed.

Vegeta: What-- Nappa, what are you doing?

Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.

Vegeta stammers in complete confusion while his nose starts to bleed.

Meanwhile, both the actual Vegeta and Frieza groaned as they watch the incompetence of their former subordinate.

Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?

Vegeta: Yes just...just an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity...

Nappa: Wow, didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.

This made Frieza and Beerus laugh as both Vegeta and Abridged Vegeta give a scream of frustration.

Vegeta: (struggling to restrain his temper) Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... Nine minutes, eighteen seconds...

Nappa: What's that, Vegeta?

Vegeta: Happiest...moment...of...my life.

"What is he- Oh!" Vegeta gave an evil smirk as he realized what's going to happen.

Krillin: Hey! STOP TREATING ME LIKE A JOKE, DAMMIT! I've got a new technique!

He begins charging his Destructo Disc.

Krillin: Which I probably could have used earlier and maybe saved all of our friends' lives...

The Z-fighters blink. They gave Krillin a look, the bald martial artist looking sheepish.