DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

Episode 10: The Punchline (Part 1)

Cue the opening sequence.

The scene cuts to Goku flying down on the battlefield.

Vegeta: Alright, are you ready for this?

Goku: You bet I am! But first, why don't we take this battle somewhere else?

Vegeta: What's wrong with here?

Goku: I don't know. Something about it doesn't feel right.

Vegeta: Well, it is a little corpsy.

He looks at the corpses of Yamcha, Tien, and Piccolo.

The Z-Warriors in question flinch a bit on how easy and quickly they were taken out.

"I'm honestly happy that none of you behaved so pathetically during the Tournament of Power," Beerus sighed.

The scene shifts to King Kai's planet.

Narrator: Meanwhile, on King Kai's planet.

King Kai (in his thoughts): So, the fight is about to begin. The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me.

"Wow, King Kai, you sound all serious!" Goku beamed.

King Kai huffed. "Give me some credit, Goku. I am the great Kai of the North Area of Universe 7."

King Kai (out loud): Takin' all bets, guys! Takin' all bets!

"Serious, huh?" Roshi asked, giving him the stink eye, along with some of the others. King Kai looked away, embarrassed.

Bubbles (subtitled): 70,000 zeni on the noble young warrior!

Bojack (from inside King Kai's planet): Yargh! I bet 50 gold doubloons on the short one!

"Did the idiot pirate seriously call me short?!" Vegeta shouted.

"Well compared to my height, you are shorter," Goku said, not noticing Vegeta's rage.

Gregory: Uh, sir, is this really appropriate? If Goku loses, the entire Earth could be destroyed!

"Well at least one of you is taking things seriously," Gohan said, causing Gregory to smile.

King Kai creates a large hammer.

King Kai: You were saying?

"Mean," Gregory muttered.

Gregory: D'ah, 1,000 zeni on Goku.

"Thanks for the support, Gregory!" Goku smiled.
"OOO!" Bubbles protested.

"Thanks to you too, Bubbles."

Narrator: Hey, can I get in on this?

King Kai: Wait a second. Don't you already know the outcome of the fight?

Narrator: N-Noooo......

"Cheater!" the kids jeered.

The scene cuts back to Earth where Goku guides Vegeta to a wasteland to start their battle.

Goku: This is it!

Vegeta: Ah, yes. A perfect place to mark your grave.

"To be honest, it just looks like another wasteland," Piccolo said.