DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

Episode 10: The Punchline (Part 1)

"You would know, wouldn't you, namekian?" Vegeta scoffed.

Goku: Listen, we don't have to do this, you know. If you leave now and promise to never come back, I'll let you go. And we can stop this meaningless bloodshed.

"Seriously?" Whis asked in surprise. "Even after he literally killed almost all your allies?"

"Goku's a pretty nice guy," Krillin explained.

Yamcha pouted. "Didn't he go crazy made when Frieza killed you? I notice he didn't get that upset when we died."

Goku gave a nervous look. "Well that's-"

"Actually," Frieza interrupted, thinking back to Namek, "we did fight, but afterwards the idiot monkey had cut me in half, he gave me some of his energy and I was able to survive. It was honestly humiliating."

"Ugh," Beerus groaned at Goku's mercy. "One day, I know that Saiyan's going to be the end of me."

Vegeta: Such trite! Where's your Saiyan pride, Kakarot? We are proud warriors! Bred to fight and conquer. This planet has made you soft.

"Just because you're not constantly conquering, doesn't mean you're soft," Bulma said, giving her husband a hug.

Goku: Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry--

Vegeta: No! I'm not sorry!

Goku: Are you absolutely sure you--

Vegeta: Yes! I am entirely sure!

Goku begins powering up.

"Not noticing Goku powering up, Vegeta? How pathetic," Frieza commented.

Vegeta scowled. "Go stick your face in a bowl of ramen."

Vegeta: I'm going to obliterate you and the rest of this planet myself with my own two--

Goku: KAIO-KEN!

Goku charges at Vegeta.

Vegeta shook his head. "A sneak attack. Disgraceful."

Goku frowned. "How was that a sneak attack? I was charging."

Vegeta turned away. "Shut up."

Vegeta: Kaio-what—

"Kaio-Ken!" King Kai exclaimed. "It's not that hard to say."

Goku punches Vegeta in the face and proceeds to attack him with a barrage of punches before knocking him away. Vegeta however recovers from the attack and kicks Goku in the face.

Vegeta (breathes heavily): Okay, not bad. But still nothing compared to me. Now witness the power of a Saiyan elite!

"Huh, an actual compliment," Tien noticed. "Usually you wouldn't even recognize your opponent's abilities."

"Yeah," Gohan nodded. "You usually do more boasting about yourself."

Vegeta merely glared at the two.

Goku: Elite? What's that mean?

"Does Dad know what elite means?" Goten asked.

"Considering he didn't even know what bride meant when we were little, I wouldn't be surprised," Chichi giggled.

"He didn't know what bride meant?" Videl asked.