DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

Episode 10: The Punchline (Part 1)

"Oh, yeah. He promised to marry me when we were little and eventually married me at the end of the World Martial Arts Tournament!" Chichi smiled at the memories. "It was so romantic!"

Vegeta: It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed! The highest grade of warrior!

Goku floats there silently, blinking confusedly.

Vegeta (sighs): Okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.

"Seems like you caught on to Goku's mindset pretty fast," Krillin said.

"He's not that complicated," Vegeta rolled his eyes.

"No he is not," everyone else agreed.

Goku: Oooh, I like both those things!

"Bulma, please put those things on the menu," Beerus ordered.

"Beef jerky is more of a travel food or snack food," Bulma explained. "I'll prepare a bit for you to take on the road."

Vegeta (after a short pause): I'm going to start beating you now. I don't know when I'll stop.

"That was my reaction to that idiot monkey," Frieza said.

"Same," Vegeta said.

"And same with me," Piccolo admitted.

Goku: Hopefully before dinner, because I told Gohan to tell Chi-Chi to—

Vegeta headbutts Goku.

Goku: AH!

Vegeta elbows Goku towards the ground.

Goku: Unh!

Vegeta: Hah! What's wrong, Kakarot? Can't keep up?

"Hmm..." Whis noticed. "You should really not boast as much as you're fighting, Vegeta. It could slow you down in the future."

Vegeta nodded.

The Saiyan prince throws a fiery ki blast at Goku.

Vegeta: I told you, Kakarot. There's no way you can measure up to an elite like me! You're fighting a losing battle here.

Goku removes the torn portion of his shirt.

"Why'd he take off his shirt?" Trunks asked.

"It was getting a bit constricting and uncomfortable all torn up like that," Goku explained.

Vegeta: You may as well just surrender this pathetic planet now and--

Goku: Kaio-Ken times three!

"Any time you were losing, did you just use a higher Kaio-Ken?" Goten asked.

"Pretty much," Goku nodded.

"Can I learn that technique?" Goten asked excited.

"Hey!" King Kai shouted. "That's my technique! If you want to learn it, someone bring me back to life with the freaking Dragon Balls!!"

"And us!" Gregory added.

Goku once again turns Kaio-Ken and flies at Vegeta.

Vegeta: Times wha—

"Why did that catch your attention?" Android 18 asked.