Ask and dare the animatronics! [discontinued]

PurpleVirus: I dare Freddy, the night guards, and purple guy to call Chica a fatty, BB a troll, the puppet a stalker, and Toy Chica a banana.

Alexa: *Laughs* I like this dare! But can we start with BB first? I hate him as much as my dad.

Jeremy: Oh puh-lease. You hate your dad more than anybody....or anything.

Me and Phone dude: *Nodding in agreement*

(Important note: Azure has not read the full dare. She was eating fruitella.)

Me: *Walks into kitchen*

Mike: Let's start.

Everyone being dared: *Heads to BB's starting postion*

BB: *Sitting on a table talking to Puppet* So...You coming out?

Puppet: No. Never.

Dared people: *Hiding in the backstage*

Freddy: Okay. Who'll do it?

Jeremy, Mike, and phone guy: *Turns to Alexa*

Alexa: Why me?

Dared people: Because.

Alexa: But you're coming with me Jeremy! *Grabs Jeremy hand*

Everyone else: *Grinning* Jeremy and Alexa sitting on a tree....

Jeremy & Alexa: Hey, BB.

BB: *Grins* Alexa, Jeremy! Hi!

Alexa: We have one thing to tell you.

BB: What?

Alexa & Jeremy: You're a troll. *Starts running*

BB: ....What just happened?

Everyone else: -THEN COMES A  BABY IN A CARRIAGE!

Jeremy: *Ahem*

Everyone else: o-o We're dead.

Jeremy: We can practically hear from outside.

Alexa: I can't.

Purple Guy: Yea... You can't....

Freddy: Continue on with the dare!

Alexa: Puppet is in the box. Who'll do it?  I suggest not Purple Guy.

Everyone: *nods in agreement*

Purple Guy: Why?

Freddy: Because Puppet will just-

Alexa: Stab you in the butt. (Anyone get that Markiplier reference?)

Everyone: *Silence*

Alexa: *Turns to phone guy and phone dude* Goooo!

Phone guy: I do the talking.

Phone dude: Whaaat? I'm going to do the talking! The ladies totally dig my accent!

Alexa: *From backstage* No one does!

Phone guy: Yea, Alexa's right. No one digs your accent. *Knocks on music box* You there, Puppet?

Puppet: .... *Peeks out of box*

Phone dude: We got somethin to tell ya, puppet! Your a stalker!

Puppet: *Shrugs* I don't care. *Sinks back in box*

Phone guy: Let's not say a word of this to Azure, okay? I don't want to turn into a deer!

Bianca: It's a jackalope.

Phone dude: Whatever!

*In the kitchen*

Chica and Toy Chica: *Making pizzas*

Alexa: *Pushes Mike, Freddy and Purple guy forward* Your doing this!

Freddy, mike and Puprle guy: Fine.

Freddy: Chica, we have something to tell you.

Chica: What?

Freddy: You're a fatty.

Chica: Foxy is in the next room and I'm not afraid to call him to start the bite of 15.

Freddy: *Walking away with hands up in surrender* IT WAS A DARE!

Mike & Purple Guy: C.C, you're a banana.

Toy Chica: *Points thumb at Chica* What she said.

Mike & Purple Guy: *Did the same exact thing Freddy did*

CUT SCENES:

Freddy: Let's all admit it, Jeremy obviously has feeling for Alexa and vice versa.

Everyone else except Freddy, Alexa, and Jeremy: *Nodding in agreement*

Jeremy & Alexa: *Blushing* No I do not! Just friends! Just friends.

*Beep*

Me: They did WHAT?!

BB: Yup. They did.

Me: *Turns to Phone guy and Phone dude* *Gabs hunting knfe*

Phone dude: RUNN!

Me: *Starts chasing them* THE ONLY ONE YOU CAN CALL A STALKER IS SLENDER!

Purple Guy: *Watching from afar with popcorn* Hehehe... R.I.P, Phone Guy. And the fangirls shall continue writing fanfictions about us.