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29. How sassy are you?

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PurpleVirus: Freddy, I dare you to play Surgeon simulator while wearing a blindfold.

Freddy: Why me?!

Everyone: *Silence*

Me: Bcause you were dared.

Freddy: *In Human form* Just a question.... Why are we no using Unknown's blindfold? It's always Dylan's.

Me: Because I updated Unknown's look, and his updated version doesn't feature a blindfold. *Hands Dylan's blindfold*

Bonnie: He hasn't been aroud for a few days.

Me: Because he said he's not coming back until I spread the word. *Ties blindfold over Freddy's eyes*

Jeff: *Sighs deeply* Has he saw the Smile picture?

Me: No.  *Pushes Freddy towards computer* *Sets up Surgeon simulator for him* It's a heart surgery.

Pewds: Why are you using my computer?

Me: one, because mine doesn't have the game, and two, because my iphone doesn't have either.

*Attempt 1*

*Freddy accidentally picks up the drill*

Freddy: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DID. *Jabs drill into eye* *Loses game* *Takes off blindfold* 10 seconds? Really?

Pewdie: NAO YOU KILLED BOB

Mark: You kill him too!

Jack: We all did.

*Attempt 2*

Freddy: *Picks up the syringe* *Jabs syringe right in the face* ...What did I do?

Me: You jabbed the syringe right in the face.

Freddy: Okay! Good! *Doing random shist with controls to remove the cloth covering the chest* *Accidentally picks up the tomahawk*

Pewdie: THE TOMAHAWK!!!!!!!

Me: Ah.... I remember that tomahawk scene.

*FLASHBACK*

Pewdie: HAHA! *Picks up Tomahawk* Oki....Bob... you might feel a slight headache...but thats normal. *Swings tomahawk* TOMAHAWK CHOP! *Swings tomahawk again* *Laughs*

*Loses game*

Pewdie: It was going so well :(

POOF

Me: Thanks for the flashback, Tim!

Tiny box Tim: No problem, Azure!

Mark: *Picks up Tim* *Hugs him* Mah little Biscuit <3 (I can imagine this in fanart.....)

Me: CAREFUL MARK! YOU MIGHT CHOKE HIM!

Freddy: *Gets up from chair with hands up in surrender* I GIVE UP *Bumps into table and stubs toe*

MargarreteLian: I want to ask Persassy, how sassy is your sass? XD

Darkness (No, I will not telling you who Darkness is. It's a spoiler for WON.): *Raises finger, not the middle one* *Gets interrupted by Omega*

Omega: Since Percy is *Ahem* dead, I'll awnser for him. *Ahem*

Me: EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE OMEGA. THE WHOLE FANDOM DOES. YOUR CALLED OMEGA IN EVERY SINGLE CHAOS STORY.

Omega: Percy's sass is so sassy that everyone cannot handle my sass. If they know of my sass then they will hate on my sass. Annabeth cannot handle my sass. If the world knows of my sass then the whole world would explode. So basically my sass is so sassy that I should be called the king of sass.

Allison: ..You spoke as if you're really Percy.

Omega: *Realization* TREEEEESSSSS!

Knowledge: *Chuckles then murmurs something*

Darkness: What'd you say, Knowledge?

Knowledge: Ah, nothig nothing.

(I'm not saying who's knowledge either.)

MargarreteLian: Foxy, who would you destroy, kiss and marry between mangle,Chicago, Toy Chica?

Me: I'm guessing Chicago is Chica.

Pewdie: 12 over 10 dolphins, best nickname ever.

Foxy: Let's see, Kiss Toy Chica, Marry Chica, and destroy Mangle.

Mangle: WHAT?! WHY?!

Foxy: Cuz ye can easily be destroyed. *Whispers to mangle* And th' lass Azure might destroy me if me would say I'd either kiss or marry you.

Mangle: Oh.

Me: ASK AND DARE AWAY!

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