Peter ft. Spider-Man

Ned: Dude, you sure you're okay? Maybe you should go to the nurse's office."

Peter: No, I'm good, really. Just sleepy that's all.

MJ: How much sleep did you get?

Peter: 8 hours.

MJ: Doesn't look like it.

Ned: If you did, you wouldn't be looking like a zombie. Be honest with us dude.

Peter: I'm serious, I got 8 hours of sleep.

Ned:...

MJ:...

Peter, in a whisper: This whole week.

Ned: PETER!

MJ: You idiot!

Peter: I'll have you know that I savored every blink that I get. So, I think I have more than 8–

Principal Morita, through the school speakers: All students please report to the auditorium right now, be on your best behavior. Thank you.

MJ: Lucky you, you can sleep there. We'll hide you.

Ned: I got your silencing headphones. Here. If the teachers ask, we can just say that you're feeling sick.

Peter, following his two friends sleepily: Hmm...

The two lead Peter to a spot where there wouldn't be seen easily by the teachers. If everyone in the school were going to attend, surely the teachers wouldn't notice Peter sleeping in the event.

Peter wore his headphones and covered his head with his hood. Ned and MJ made sure that Peter was comfortable and no one bothered him. Flash and his goons tried but one glare from MJ sent them a few feet away from the three.

Principal Morita: I will not make this a long speech. I expect everyone of you to be in your best behavior, be respectful, be quiet and listen carefully. Midtown high is honored to welcome two of the most revolutionary geniuses in the world. Everyone give a round of applause for Dr. Anthony Edward Stark and Dr. Robert Bruce Banner.

Did The Midtown High students screamed at the top of their lungs? Did the surrounding buildings and passerby thought there was a shooting happening? Did the students went crazy? Is Peter fast asleep? Yes. Yes to everything.

Tony: Stop, geez you're gonna make the green guy appear if you continue with the screaming.

The crowd immediately silenced after that comment.

Bruce: Really? Every time?

Tony: Works every time.

Bruce, after rolling his eye: Good Morning, my name is Bruce Banner and next to me is Tony Stark. We were invited to give a lecture or discussion about advance technology we usually use on a day to day basis in Stark Industries.

Tony, doing his iconic pose: And out of my kind heart I have bestowed all of you my presence and time. Okay, as you can see in this stage filled with my tech, this will not only be a discussion but we will also show and demonstrate the things that we will talk about today.

Bruce: Questions will be entertain after the discussion. No, we will not have you try or touch anything that's on this stage.

Tony: Dealing with something unfamiliar and something you're aware that you are not capable of handling is dangerous. Take it from us. I don't want any arrogant teenager close to  my stuff thinking he knows shit when non of you don't even know what's the real deal with the with Captain America's shield. Am I understood? Okay! Let's start Brucie!