QT: The Secondary Character Counterattacks (Obey Me! characters x Reader)

Chapter 1: I Stomp on Scumbags in My Free Time

[Host extraction successful.]

[Congratulations on completing the world of ***]

Back in the White Space, you cursed under your breath and demanded an explanation.

[Answering the Host, Diavolo tried to stop your soul from leaving the mission world so what you felt earlier was your soul being pulled by different forces. Luckily, the Main System erased his influence and we were able to leave without further issue.]

"'Without further issue'?" You clutched your chest and cough, the pain of being ripped apart was fresh in your memory.

The system screen loaded for three minutes before letting out a ding.

[That's odd, I can't access the world. The connection has been severed completely. I'm afraid we can't view the mission's after-story.]

"Who cares, give me my money."

[ ... Yes, Host.] As the system computed the results it silently asked: Host, how can you be so carefree after leaving a one-year relationship?

Gathering its courage, it spoke up:

[Er, Host--]

"He slaughtered them."

[Huh?]

"You're curious about what happened to Diavolo, right? Knowing his personality, he would've destroyed the city after my death. Then he's going to work to unite the three realms."

[How ... how do you ... ]

"It's obvious."

No, it's not! The system wanted to scream.

"But you're an idiot, so let me give a clue: King Drakul asked for our services and implied that he wants peace, which Diavolo finds boring."

Uwak struggled to comprehend your reasoning, but couldn't figure it out at all. Giving up, it finished computing the score.

[Ding. Mission grade: S]

[Reward points: 1000]

[Emergency mission bonus: 500 reward points]

[Emergency mission bonus: 1 bag of sourcream potato chips]

[Emergency mission bonus: 1 piece of All Purpose Anesthetic Candy]

" ... "

[ ... ]

" ... Hey, trashystem." You lifted a shaking finger towards the screen. "I thought I was going to have better pay."

[Y-you have a bonus--]

Your jaw ticked. "Hah?"

The system quickly shut up.

"I wasted my entire savings because I betted on your so-called bonus."

Uwak thought of a distraction--

[Host, look at this!]

A light screen manifested in front of you.

[For successfully completing an emergency mission that has been failed by many veterans, you have been promoted from Novice to Junior. Your system now has been upgraded, open manual for more information. Congratulations, Host.]

As you read, the system waited quietly.

You stared at the screen with dead eyes.

The system prayed to Lord God: Please, if the Host abandons me, let this useless system be reborn into a capable artificial intelligence!