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Eren: Green M&Ms are the best.
(Y/n): wHat IS THIS SLANDER?
Eren: What about it? They are.
(Y/n): I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
(Y/n): THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Eren: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HOE!
(Y/n): GASP! WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER!
Mikasa: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Armin: I like the yellow ones.
Eren and (Y/n): SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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(Y/n): It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Mikasa, hiding her blush in her scarf: Okay...
Eren: It's fucking summer.
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Mikasa: Wake me up-
Armin: Before you go~
Eren: Before September ends
(Y/n): WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Mikasa: Shit.
Eren: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
(Y/n): OH MY GOD ARMIN FELL OFF!!!
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Eren: (Y/n) isn't answering her phone.
Mikasa: I'll call.
Eren: Armin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
(Y/n): Hello?
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Sasha, setting down a card: Ace of spades
(Y/n), pulling out an Uno card: +4
Connie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Jean, trembling: What are we playing
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Jean: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
(Y/n): Put spaghetti in it.
Jean: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Connie: Put spaghetti in it.
Jean: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Sasha: Put spaghetti in it.
Jean: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Sasha: I'll eat the spaghetti then
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Connie, Sasha & (Y/n): *screaming*
Eren: *runs into the room* What's wrong, (Y/n)?!
Connie: Wait, why are you asking (Y/n) that when Sasha and I are also here?
Eren: Because (Y/n) wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Annie: So what's for dinner?
(Y/n), staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
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Annie, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
(Y/n), in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Mikasa: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Annie: playing systemic oppression
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