My Inanimate Insanity/Bfb/Bfdi/Battle for Bfdi book

Me: Welcome readers, to... Inanimate Battle! Today, we will have 4 teams of 10! The contestants are...

1. Puffball
2. Teardrop
3. Microphone
4. Taco (Bfb)
5. Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
6. Yin-Yang
7. Oj
8. Paintbrush
9. Nickle
10. Coiny
11. David
12. Pen
13. The floor
14. Balloon
15. Pencil
16. Match
17. Bow
18. Liy
19. Loser
20. Golfball
21. Tennis Ball
22. Baseball
23. Goo
24. Box
25. 8-Ball
26. Winner
27. Pickle
28. Suitcase
29. Pie
30. Cake
31. Blueberry
32. Test Tube
33. Fan
34. Fanny
35. Candle
36. Knife
37. Lightbulb
38. Firy
39. Leafy
40. Lollipop

Me: They are the contestants of my book! Yes, two tacos, I love both okay? I just wanted them to meet, and I wondered, what might happen if they met? I will decide that. Now, I, Lettuce, will be the host, and my sister, Marimo, will be my co-host! Right sis?

Marimo: *squeaks a yes*

Me: Let's meet the teams! Team one-

1. Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
2. Puffball
3. Teardrop
4. Bow
5. Liy
6. Candle
7. Pie
8. Loser
9. Fan
10. Goo

Me: Team two-

1. Taco (BFB)
2. Firy
3. Leafy
4. Knife
5. Pickle
6. Suitcase
7. Nickle
8. Fanny
9. The floor
10. Blueberry

Me: Team three-

1. Box
2. Pen
3. David
4. Lightbulb
5. Baseball
6. Tennis Ball
7. Golfball
8. Yin-Yang
9. Test Tube
10. Paintbrush

Me: And team four!

1. Microphone
2. Match
3. Pencil
4. Cake
5. Lollipop
6. Coiny
7. Winner
8. 8-Ball
9. Oj
10. Balloon

Me: I'll pick team names. Team one, you will now be known as... The Wild Opossums. Team two, you will now be known as... The Tiny Elephants. Team three, you will now be known as... The Raging Sloths. And team four, you'll now be known as... The Regal Gorillas.

Lollipop: Since when were gorillas regal?

Me: Since I said so. Now, Opossums, Elephants, Sloths and Gorillas, youe first challenge is to make Marimo a breakfast, as she forgot to eat breakfast this morning. You may use the ingredients provided, eggs, sausage, lactose free milk, lactose free cheese, buns, bacon, croissants, bread and i can't believe it's not butter. Go!

Wild Opossums -

Bow: So, like, what are we going to make?

Teardrop: *thinks for a second before getting an idea*

Puffball: You have an idea, TD?

Teardrop: *nods and gets her typewriter*

Loser: Are you going to type it out?

Teardrop: *nods and starts typing*

Liy: Wait, did anyone else realize that that Taco isn't the Taco we know and love?

Taco(II): Shut up, your insignificant intellect could not compare to mine.

Pie: Rude.

Teardrop: *shows Puffball what she typed*

Puffball: *reads what TD typed* Sausage, Bacon and egg sandwich? Great idea, TD!

Teardrop: *smiles*

Tiny Elephants -

Taco(BFB): Alright team, let's make an omelet for Marimo.

Floor: I technically can't, but that's a good idea.

Raging Sloths -

Test Tube: Let's make-

Golfball: No.

David: Aw seriously?!

Tennis Ball: What about bacon and eggs?

Golfball: Okay!

Regal Gorillas -

Winner: Let's make an egg sandwich.

Cake: Alright! Let's do this!

Opossums -

Teardrop: *finishes the bacon egg and sausage sandwich*

Liy: Looks great.

Everyone else: *finishes up their meals*

Me: Time's up! Alright contestants, let's see your breakfast foods. Hm... They all look good, but let's see about taste. Marimo will taste each of your dishes, the team with the lowest score, will be up for elimination. Opossums, you're up first.

Taco(II): We made-

Puffball: We as in, the whole team except Taco, made a bacon, egg and sausage sandwich!

Marimo: *smiles and takes a bite*

Opossum team: *nervous*

Marimo: *gives an 8/10*

Teardrop: *smiles*

Me: 8/10 for the Opossums. Elephants, you're next.

Taco(BFB): We made you an omelet.

Marimo: *takes a bite and gives it a 9/10*

Me: 9/10 for the Elephants. Sloths are next.

Tennis Ball: We made you bacon and eggs.

Marimo: *takes a bite and cringes*

Me: Ooh, looks like the Sloths are slowing down Mari's appetite.

Marimo: *gives the Sloths a 2/10*

Me: If the Gorillas made a better dish, they're safe, but if not, they'll be up for elimination.

Marimo: *takes a bite of the Gorillas' egg sandwich*

Me: Do you have a score yet, Mari?

Marimo: *gives the Gorillas a 5/10*

Me: Looks like the Sloths lose! Comment your vote down below, with the letter in wavy brackets under who you want to save, the person with the least votes will leave the contest. Voting ends March 7th 2022.

{A} Taco(BFB)
{B} Nickle
{C} Floor
{D} Pickle
{E} Suitcase
{F} Blueberry
{G} Fanny
{H} Knife
{I} Firy
{J} Leafy

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Puffball: So, who ARE you?

Taco(II): ... Just, call me, Taco.

Taco(BFB): But I'm Taco.

Taco(II): So? I don't care. I'm a taco too.