My Inanimate Insanity/Bfb/Bfdi/Battle for Bfdi book

Me: Cake at stake time!

Me: Sloths, you lost last time, so you are doing cake at stake. We got... One vote.

Taco(BFB): Just one?

Me: Yes. The eliminated contestant will go to the exit! Four was willing to send you too the exit if you're eliminated. However, since we only got one vote, and the only vote went to Fanny, you get to vote who to eliminate. You only get to vote once.

Taco(BFB): Floor, he's not able to do anything.

Nickle: Suitcase.

Floor: Hmm, Blueberry?

Pickle: Knife.

Suitcase: Nickle.

Blueberry: Fanny.

Fanny: Blueberry.

Knife: Leafy.

Firy: Knife.

Leafy: Knife.

Me: Alright! One vote for Floor, one for Suitcase, one for Fanny, one for Leafy, two for Blueberry, and three for Knife. Knife, you're going to Four's eternal algebra class!

Knife: What is tha-

Four: *sends Knife to the exit*

Me: Well, now that we are done with that, thanks Four.

Four: Your welcome, Lettuce! Thanks for letting me on your show.

Me: It's no trouble. Now, today's contest is to swim all the way to Yoiyl land and back. One person per team can participate. Four will decide who participates.

Four: For the Opossums, Loser will participate.

Loser: Okayy.

Four: For the Elephants, Firy will participate-

Firy: But water is my poison!

Four: Fine! Leafy will participate for the Elephants!

Leafy: Alright!

Four: For the Sloths, Lightbulb will participate.

Lightbulb: I won't let you down!

Four: And for the Gorillas, Pencil will participate.

Pencil: Okay... Whatever.

Me: On your set... Get marked... Go!

Loser: *immediately starts swimming*

Winner: Aaaaand that's why he's more famous than me.

Match: You're like, still famous, just not as much as like, Loser.

Winner: Match, shut up.

Match: So like, rude.

Leafy, Lightbulb and Pencil: *starts swimming*

Yang: She will fail.

Yin: Yang, believe in our teammate.

Yang: No!

Firy: You got this, Leafy!

Bow: ...

Taco(II): Çhąīř.

Bow: ...🙂😐🙁

Me: Looks like Loser is almost there, but Leafy is right on his tail! Will Firy's girlfriend make it before the famous Loser?

Firy: Leafy's just my friend!

Me: Sure she is. Anyway, find out after the break!

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Me: And Leafy makes it to Yoiyl land! Now she just has to swim back to win for her team!

Leafy: *starts swimming back, tiredly*

Me: Looks like Leafy is getting tired, and Loser is catching up, followed by Pencil then Lightbulb!

Loser: *makes it before Leafy*

Me: Opossums win! The Elephants come second, third is the Gorillas, and last is Sloths, again, but I made a mistake last time. I said the Elephants were the Sloths, so Four, you can bring Knife back, and I will choose two of the Sloths to eliminate.

Four: *brings Knife back*

Knife: Huh?

Me: Don't question it. Now the two eliminated Sloths are... David, and Golfball.

David: Aw seriously?!

Golfball: I actually agree with David! Why us?!

Me: I decided it, duh. Four.

Four: *sends David and Golfball to the exit*

Me: Alright, now, episode 3 will be out on March 9th, 2022. Stay tuned.

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Marimo: *squeaks angerly*

Me: Oh, sorry this is the only screen time you got this episode. I promise, you'll have a lot more screen time next episode.

Marimo: *squeaks happily*

(Screen time = feature time)