The Object of My Unholy Desire (Xiaoaether)

Xiao Pov
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YashiroRascal:
Thoma, I need you to do something for me.

Thoma🐕:
Anything for you, my lord 🥺

Scara:
Simp.

YashiroRascal:
Go over to dm's

Thoma🐕:
Yes, my lord 🥺

Scara:
Don't you ever get tired of him?

WaterFoul:
He's comedic relief

OneandOni:
At best 😒

WaterFoul:
DAMN THE SHADE
ITTO I THOUGHT U 2 WE'RE FRIENDS!

Thoma🐕:
I
I thought so too.
I thought we were bros, Itto.

OneandOni:
Nah, homesicle, you went over the edge last week.

Scara:
Homesicle?

VigilantYaksha:
Here we go again.

OneandOni:
Omfg it's Xiao!
Hey Xiao!
You know your bro Itto will do anything for you ❤️

VigilantYaksha:
Oh really?
Then forgive Thoma.

OneandOni:
Aight.
Yo, Thoma bro, I forgive you. Your my bro again, bro.

Thoma🐕:
Umm
Okay?

Lu:
Wait, Xiao, he follows you?

VigilantYaksha:
Idk he wants to be like me bc I used to be a gang leader or something.

OneandOni:
The Arataki gang will always have a place for you, bro 🥺

VigilantYaksha:
Thx ig but that chapter in my life is done.

TomoNotThoma:
Ayo, what happened?

OneandOni:
TOMO!
MY BRO, THERE YOU ARE!
YOU BETTER GET BETTER 💪😡

TomoNotThoma:
Mom, come pick me up, I'm scared 😳

Lu:
Xiao met my angelic brother
Now he's a simp for him.

WaterFoul:
Now friendship is magic, was magic, and always will be magic. 😎🌈🧚‍♀️

Scara:
Everyone stand back, I think I'm gonna vomit.

Lu:
My headcanon is that Childe grew up on My Little Pony, and he still watches it.

🥶Ice Ice Baby🥶:
#exposed 🤣

WaterFoul:
Yes.
I spend time with my little siblings and they watch various children shows.
So yes, technically I do still watch it.
But only half voluntarily.
And by half voluntarily, I mean I'm willing to hang out with my little siblings from time to time when I have time.

Scara:
Tell me, Child.
What kind of mother names their child 'out'?

WaterFoul:
?
OH-
OH
SCARA NO!

YoYoYoimiya:
Omg 💀

Thoma🐕:
If friendship was magic, everyone in this group chat would be gods 🥺