The mimic characters x reader

geko and i both cowrote this chapter to get the best of both worlds to make the perfect chapter!!! enjoy 😁😁😁

cw netamo, hobo, bad smells, george of the jungle

Netamo was the most perfect man ever. He reeked of rotting corpses and spoiled milk and may or may not have never showered in 3000 years, but other than that he was basically perfect.

You were walking to his house for the bi-weekly foot massage you volunteered to give him. (well technically he threatened to eat your entire family if you didnt but that doesnt matter)

You skipped along the dirt trail between your houses as the smell of decaying bodies and tears wafted into your face. You smiled, that meant you were getting closer! Your pearly white teeth peeked through your plump juicy bbl lips as your smiled and you cackles like Light Yagami. Damn, you loved your FNAF cosplay.

Finally reaching his door, you ring the doorbell with a large grin as he answers. His big, chunky body reminded you of Moto Moto in 2018 and it made your mouth water. This man was the love of your life. He was your George of the Jungle.

"hello netamo!!" you said enthusiastically while walking in. he went towards the couch before suddenly starting to choke on something. you were about to offer him help when he coughed up what looked like a mixture of hair, saliva, and maybe your hamster that suddenly disappeared the last time he came to your house. 

"hello my precious..." he gurgled through his raspy voice "please have a seat" the sides of his mouth were dripping as he spoke to you. as you sat down you thought about how his voice was so perfect. it was like a beautiful symphony of dying pterodactyls.

Your grin reached your eyes as you stepped into his landfill home. You inhaled the scent of rotting possums and shit, feeling at home. You turned to look at him and you found him staring straight at the wall.

"Do you want rat insptestines? I got some more today," he said to the wall. You grabbed his wrist and turned it to face you.

"Yasss, silly!" You giggled.

He nooded and went to his kitchen to get the snacks.

You sat down on the couch and felt a little buzz under your knee. You picked up the buzzing item and saw that it was his phone. He got a text message from someone named "enzukai🤢🤮👺." Curious, you unlocked his phone.

The message left on his phone shook you to your very core. How could Netamo do something like this? You and his New York City subway rat looking ass would be together forever..

Alas, the text red

enzukai: can i pay skme gold dabloons for ur toe pics. i gotta sell somr

You were in tears. Hearing the commotion, Netamo came running towards you on all fours, like you always loved.

"Booboo bear thang........... what's wrong?!?!?!?" he asked, kind of concerned i thibk

"YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1" you screamed, pointing an accusatory finger at him. You began to thrash and throw the moldy throw pillows at him gorm the couch you were sitting on.

Grunting, he shoved you off and out the window. The impact broke all your bones, and you died a sad stinky death. you became and angel and woke up in heaven, but you were so mad at him that you went back down to earth to have an epic battle against him.

When you descended down to his house, you saw him and punched him square in the jaw. "OUUW" he said swiping his grimy claws at you like an angry cat. You failed to dodge his diseased nails, and screeched in pain as he hissed and growled at you.

"grrrrr......" yoy growled, feeling rage bubble up im your gall bladder, "you have angered me one last time, netamo.."

With that sentence being finished, your body began to grow. Big voluptuous arms tore throgh your sleeves, making you so much buff. Your legs grew more defined, ripping your pants and leaving you with no pants like a sad little loser.

With this newfound power, all you could do was absolutely obliterate netamo. his eyes peeled, his skin melted, ans his bones turned to ask under the intense laser being shot from your right nostril. His screams of agony were the only audible voice on the block, and soon you knew you had to flee teh crome scene before anyone noticed.

Dumping him into an urn, you fled into the night and flew into heaven where you got kicked out because tou obliterated someone. Now left to roam the earth woth no promise of the afterlife, you step out into............ Ohio.