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hey guys ummmm its geko sorry for ghosting you guys for 6 months i actually did something with my life and now im in marching band but thatsBESIDES THE OOINT I HAVE TO WRITE THIS IN EIGHT MINTE PELAD
krampus was the love of your life.
your muse, if you will.
the way he stomped around the overly large house and the way he smelled like hot piles of dog shit simply enchanted you. as of right now, you were gazing into his soulless eyes, proclaiming your love.
"krampus, my love, i don't think i can wait much longer. my heart.. it aches when you stomp around, so much so i hide under the dining room table. and when you have those dirty humans in here, i simply get so angry!" you exclaimed, squeezing his hands that were currently intertwined with yours.
"y/n.. my favorite.. thing," he started, "i don't know where you got that idea from that i ever cared about your opinion," he finished.
his gruff voice, sounding like he desperately needed cough drops, shook you down your spine and into your belly button. you looked at him with pleading eyes, your e/c orbs glowing with sorrow.
"k-k-krampy!! but you said we'd be together!" you sobbed, hiding your head in your hands which have been let go of his.
krampus stared at you blankly, huffing his stank breath into your face. he lip smacked, a couple times actually, in a manner only nikocado avocado would probably master.
"that was because i was gonna eat you, you stupid silly bitch," he deadpanned, stank breath wafting into your face.
you continued to sob, saddened by this news and shoved yourself away from him as you caught air of his trashy, rabid, feral musk.
you realized you had to leave. he was no good for you. he was a parasite leeching on your skin and you had to get him off.
"GRRRRR IM LEAVING!!!!!"
then you left lmfao
YOU ARE READING
The mimic characters x reader
Romancethis is all satire me and my friend thought it would be funny anyways we spin a wheel to see what character it is and what kind of story itll be pleek dont take this seriously
