Transformers: Dark of the Moon Self-Insert

Kat POV

I hear my alarm go off. I groaned a little bit. I don't know which one is worse, the sound of the alarm or being licked awake. I open my eyes and almost throw myself out of the bed. I quickly grab my glasses and turn on the light.
"Oh my... oh, morning Laserbeak. Please stop peering over me whenever I am asleep," I say to the metal bird, only to receive a smirk. I sighed and leaned over and tapped his beak.
"What do you have to say?," I asked. I got out of bed and started to get dressed.
"Soundwave requests you go with him to meet Mr. Gould," Laserbeak said. I stopped in place and quickly turned towards the bird.
"Again," I said, raising a brow.
"It is just a request," Laserbeak said. I just stood there for a second and stared at the bird. I sighed and turned around changing the outfit that I originally laid out with another one.
"I'll go, but only because I also plan to get some entertainment out of Dylan. Also is he here, cause I could deliver this message to him myself," I ask.
"Yes, Soundwave is here," Lasearbeak answered.
"Okay, then I will come to him in a second," I said as I straightened the tie around my neck. The bird, instead of leaving, made himself comfortable in my bed. Why are all of them like this? What is it about my bed that attracts everybody else who resides here? From the mini-cons to the hologram forms of the big cons to my friends to my animals. Like what is it? I finished putting on my outfit and made my way out of the room, Laserbeak following after. Barricade's holoform stood in the kitchen, he turned to see me.
"Kat, you're awake early?," he said, with a bit of sarcasm mixed in with genuine impressment. I nodded and took the mug from his hands.
"Do you know where Soundwave is?," I asked, as I go to take a sip from the mug. Barricade points right past me and into the living room. I give him a confused look and then turn around. Following the way he pointed, I saw Soundwave's holoform on the couch, asleep.
I sighed, "thanks Barricade." I walked over to the sleeping holoform con and pulled a chair up right beside him. He has done it to me, I'm taking the chance to do it to him. I sat there and watched him sleep. Laserbeak resting on the back of the chair and laying his head on my shoulder. I use one hand to drink my cup and the other to pet Laserbeak.

It took about 30 minutes from then, for him to wake up. I honestly don't regret it. When he opened his eyes he flinched and shot up off the couch. He tripped and went to fall backwards and he would have hit the ground, if I hadn't caught him. I laughed when that happened. I laughed as the poor con looked up at me with shock.
"Are ya ready to go?," I asked Soundwave, as I propped him up correctly in my lap. His hand reached up and he held his head, but nodded. He stood up and took Laserbeak and I followed after. Time to mess with Dylan.