Transformers: Dark of the Moon Self-Insert

Kat POV

Barricade was going to make his rounds anyway, so I asked him if he could drop me off near Shockwave, since it was on the way. He dropped me off in the area and I waved as he drove away. Now I get to locate Shockwave, luckily it isn't too hard. I took notice of a bunch of ships flying over and going to shoot a building. It looks like my report has been taken seriously once again. I decide to go towards the building as I make my way there I smile. There's Shockwave. Ain't that beautiful. I got curious about something else and I came upon The bot I was looking for.

"Shockwave!," I called out towards the bot. He seemed to stop and turn towards me. I smiled and waved. He walked back my way making it easier for me to catch up to him. He reached down and seemed to mumble about me being here, and how I should have stayed with Megatron, Barricade, or Soundwave.

"But I wanted to see you," I comment as I'm put on his shoulder, " I haven't seen you in like a week." We walked closer towards the building I was looking at before. I took notice to the items that seemed to fall down to the ground. Only for me to also see a man fall down and hit the ground. Ah, so that's where they are. Looks like plan 1 was correct. Shockwave looked up and I also looked up with him to see a man peeking out of one of the high windows. He was small from here, but thanks to my new optic, I was able to zoom in on him.

"Epps?," I quietly questioned. I then chuckled a bit and shook my head.

"Driller-bot is thirsty," Shockwave says. I laughed a bit. Oh, boy, they are in for a ride. I look around for the giant beast of a bot and see them come out of the ground a few blocks away. I smile as Driller comes closer. Man, it has also been a while since I had seen Driller. It was good to know that they were doing good.

"Driller,' I softly say with a smile. Driller roars as they set themselves up to go into the building. I watch as they climb up the build and then wrap themselves around the crack in the building. They wrap the crack so hard it makes the upper part of the building fall over and onto another building right beside it. Oh, they must be having fun. They better get moving unless they want to become an ingredient inside of Driller.(I say this because they are too small to be a snack to the giant beast called Driller.) I am perhaps shocked when I see shots being taken at Driller. I then See Optimus come flying through, I watch as he shoots at Driller and then goes higher. Oh no.

"Driller, move your head out of the way!," I shout as loud as I can. I then quickly apologize for pretty much yelling in Shockwave's ear. Luckily Driller is able to move their head out of the way just in time. Optimus flies past where Driller's head once was and I almost laughed when Optimus quickly had to maneuver to keep from crashing into the ground. Optimus flies over to a nearby crane. I feel myself being picked up and being held in Shockwave's palm. I watch as Shockwave fires at Optimus, whose wings get hit and he is not able to fly away properly. I wince and then laugh as Optimus crashes through the nearby building.

"Driller," I call out towards the giant bot, "have you had your fill?" Driller roars out and then bites through the building again. Driller then makes their way back down to the ground. I laugh at the giant beast of a bot. Driller wraps around me and Shockwave, and I reach out to touch them. One of the smaller drills touch my hand and I chuckle a bit. I hear the sound of distant ship shooting. I also take notice of Starscream flying over. I sighed a bit. I had a feeling Starscream was gonna do something stupid again.

"Hey Shockwave, Can you put me down? I gotta follow after Starscream and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid again," I say. I get put down on the ground, I wave bye to both Driller and Shockwave as I start to run to where I saw Starscream fly. I was worried because Starscream flew off in the same direction that Sam and them most likely went to and well, Sam and Starcream in the same place was not a good combo.

Sure enough when I get close, I hear the sound of Sam yelling. I also hear Starscream complain about his optic. I look to see a scene of pure chaos. I take notice of a line of wire coming from Starscream's optic into a nearby window of a building. I then watch Sam jump out of said window and stab something into Starscream's other optic. You have to be kidding me. I did notice that the new other object was blinking. It's a bomb. I gotta get that out of Starscream. Starscream seems to have gone insane with the pain and I see that Sam, and now also Lennox, were being dragged by Starscream. I quickly make my way over to them.

"Starscream!," I shouted towards the bot.

"Kat, Kat," I hear Starscream repeat.

"Turn around!," I shout. Starscream turns around.

"Bend down, using my voice," I say more calmly this time. Starscream bends down until I tell him to stop. I look at both of his optic and look towards the bomb.

"Now this is gonna hurt, but at least they will be gone," I said. I grab the bomb with my metal arm and suprisingly pull it out pretty easy. I quickly through the bomb as far as I can, just in time for it to blow up. I then work on the other contraption that is on Starscream's other optic. I am able to get it to release and I hold Starscream's face as I look towards Sam and Lennox. Thanks to Sam, Starscream was now blind at the moment. I looked at Sam with an unimpressed look.

"You always cause trouble wherever you go, don't you," I say. I necessarily say it towards Sam or Starscream, mostly because it was for both of them.

"He came after me first," I hear Sam say.

"It's because you are always a pain in my ass," Starscream says. Both of them cracked me up. I started laughing. I looked to see that Starscream's right optic was still there, it just had to be repaired.

"I wasn't specifically talking to either of you. That message was for both of you," I said to them.I continued to fix Starscream's right optic and then I looked towards Sam.

"I suggest you leave while I'm still giving you mercy," I said, "Cause the moment I'm done fixing his optic, both of us will be coming after you." Sam's eyes widened and he was quick to get up. I watched as they quickly started to move, I even noticed Bumblebee. I smiled a bit. Because plan 1 failed for them, there is only plan 2 left. Too bad the Decepticons already know both plans.

"5, 4, 3, 2," I started to count down, "1." I finished repairing Starscream's right optic.

"There we go, we'll have to got you another optic later," I said with a smile.

"You just let the boy go?!," Starscream said as he looked around for Sam.

"Don't worry, we will caught up with them in a minute. They want to stop the pillars and there is only one way left to do that," I said, as I started to make my way towards the bridge.

"Shall we go say, hello," I said with a smile towards Starscream. I could hear him follow after me.