stupid madness combat x reader content

author 2 here lol!! wrote this while at the pool (i didnt go in tho 😭)

enjoy this sweet summer content with these 4, i'll write the others in a bit

before you get mad, i know pools arent canon in madness combat. if you dont like it bite my ass i wanted to write abt it, and by god i'm [one] of the authors, so it is what it is!)

content warning for: some swearing, nsfw mentions/innuendo, people get pushed/pulled into the pool [esp in the deimos section], water guns, getting sick due to food [tricky's section]

sorry if the formatting is ass, i wrote this on my laptop's notepad app

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hank.

- i dont think they're the type of guy to actually go into a pool, but he'd probably pick up a water gun and join a fight with deimos and sanford.

- except instead of shooting enemies, they're shooting eachother with lukewarm water.

- would try his best to not get wet, but he probably will because bro it's SUMMER and there's pranksters around.

- got pushed into the pool and refused to talk to anyone for a week.

- enjoys rocket pops, but they either pull it off the stick with his freaky ass tongue or BITES INTO IT.

- sanford had to reassure hank that nobody was gonna come attack.

- and because this is x reader content, i'm gonna shove it down your throats.

- you were sitting in a lounge chair, relaxing, when suddenly hank sat down on the ground next to you and rested their head in your lap.

- cue headpats and snuggles :D

- awwww how adorab- DEIMOS WHAT THE FUCK.

- the goofy ass sprayed you both with a super soaker during your little intimate moment...

- sitting on hank's shoulders with a nerf gun while he runs around and chases deimos.

- accidentally hit 2bdamned oops!

- luckily he "thinks" that deimos hit him and decided to punish him for it.

- damn, y'all just ain't going easy on deimos. 😭

- likes night swimming.

- enjoys laying in the hammock with you, getting some much-needed sleep.

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deimos.

- PUSHES PEOPLE INTO THE POOL.

- he found balloons and filled them with water. not like actual water balloons, i mean those regular ones. the big ones.

- he convinced sanford to fill water guns with soda and spray eachother with it.

- then proceeded to whine because he was sticky and uncomfortable, and 2bdamned didn't let him go back inside to take a shower

- tried to jump in the pool to wash it off but got yelled at by hank.

- now it's like 100 degrees and deimos is covered in soda LMFAO.

- got put in "timeout" (had to sit next to 2bdamned for an hour) because of his little stunt.

- you distracted 2bdamned with a cupcake while deimos made his sneaky escape!

- sanford tackled deimos which made you scream, which in turn made 2b realize what had happened.

- now you both are in "jail" but hey, you guys can cuddle together while being partially naked! and it's not weird!