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Summer headcannons? Summer headcannons. (main 3 + tricky)

- by extension you're now sticky and covered in soda but don't worry, you had a plan!

- after about half an hour of pet talk and snuggles, 2bdamned just got annoyed and let y'all go! how awesome!

- deimos proceeded to push sanford in the pool, sanford grabbed his leg to pull him in, and deimos grabbed your wrist as he fell, so now you all aren't sticky anymore!

- hank threw a sunscreen bottle at deimos LOL

- remember how i mentioned the water balloons?

- he found rubber bands and tied two balloons to make exaggerated fake boobs and ran around daintily 💀

- after you motorboated them, 2bdamned loudly announced with a sigh that he was going inside.

- all sense of maturity was thrown out the window once 2b went inside.

- he would stick his head up through the pool tube you're lounging on, causing it to tip over with you on top of it.

- lots of marco polo except deimos lowkey has godly hearing.

- SPLASH FIGHTS.

- everyone had to go inside once deimos threw a bunch of popsicles into the pool though. 🙁

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sanford.

- i dont care what some of y'all think, sanford isn't that stupid.

- but... uh... yeah, he gets kinda idiotic when summer comes around.

- it's his favorite season, after all!

- religiously believes in smoothies.

- made a bunch for him and you.

- dumped one on deimos after he pants'd sanford. 😭

- sanford was standing next to 2bdamned when deimos did it, so 2b got a face full of meat and sent deimos back inside angrily.

- damn i needa stop bullying deimos LMFAO.

- picks you up and carries you on his shoulders/piggyback while he swims.

- playing volleyball with hank, sanford, and 2bdamned in the pool

- putting hank and 2b on the same team guaranteed a loss, but you and sanford had a plan.

- when it was hank's turn to serve, sanford pulled you into a kiss, which distracted hank, allowing you to pull away and spike it into their territory.

- hank was a bit pissed but it was all cool and y'all had snacks afterward!

- deimos was sadly sitting at the window watching everyone, freshly showered.

- you and sanford made faces at him and taunted him LOL

- until hank went inside for a bit and left the door open long enough for the little fucking rascal to run out and pants sanford again.

- AND PUSH YOU IN THE POOL. fuck bro.

- 2bdamned was just too tired to care honestly, so you and san had to take matters into your own hands, couple style.

- when deimos least expected it, you guys absolutely terrorized him.

- sanford was on the roof with a bucket of water and balloons, and you had a nerf gun down below.

- deimos ran inside crying which left you and sanford as the last ones standing! yay!

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tricky.

- i honestly don't think tricky would like water, so you guys would probably just do any summer-related activities on dry ground.

- the hot dog vendor sells ice cream during the summer, and of course tricky takes you to get some.

- ice cream is new for the clown so he eats a bunch with you.

- a little too much, poor guy got sick. :(

- laying on the ground and watching the red sky since there's no clouds lol.

- tricky would suggest volleyball and you were all for it until he ran up to you with a random grunt's head.

- "CLOWN FOUND BALL FOR Y/N AND CLOWN TO PLAY!!"

- oh dear fucking god.

- after a bit of scavenging near areas hank killed in, you found a slightly deflated beach ball.

- would get pretty competitive but let you win because he loves you.

- but if you somehow convinced hank and deimos to play with you guys, tricky would lose his shit.

- tries his best to win but loses.

- turns into that giant ass hellclown thingy.

- hank and deimos just leave because there's a giant ass fucking demonic entity whining and crying and then you're just trying to comfort it and honestly they dont have time for this.

- the second that you felt sad, would try to comfort you??

- "IS Y/N OK?? CLOWN WILL MAKE Y/N FEEL BETTER!!"

- takes you to his dj gig!

- there's a lot of people, and the vibes are pretty cool honestly.

- someone told tricky about a hidden cave with a lake in it. (SHUT UP I KNOW IT ISNT CANON)

- the sight of all the people in the lake and your zombie clown lover deejaying made your mood lift.

- probably swallows popsicles whole, including the stick.

- his metal mask gets really hot sometimes and he might be a little self consious to take it off.

- reassure him that you love him and don't give a fuck what he looks like without it because honestly he's pretty fucking cute.

- LICKING THE SWEAT OFF YOUR FACE???

- like you'll just be reading some random magazine you found with half the pages ripped out, and this clown will just walk up to you and SLOORRPP half your face is wet.

- "CLOWN TASTES SALT?? Y/N IS MADE OF SALT!?"

- explaining to tricky what sweat is.

- he tried to wipe his face with a hot dog because "CLOWN WANTED SALTY HOTDOG!!" and he just got ketchup on his forehead. 😭

- better enjoy this summer with him, because he cherishes you very dearly and will do anything for you.