Ironically Fallen For You (Dave x Reader)

"(Y/N), why are you stressing. You obviously like Dave." Jade says, rolling her eyes and flipping through a gardening magazine on your bed, in her underwear, while you rush around your room in your bra and underwear trying to find something to wear.

"Jade! You are so not helping." You say pulling on a pair of skinny jeans and a mini black tiered tank top, making only your hips and lower stomach show.

She rolls her eyes again before she sits the magazine down. "(Y/N), I know for a fact you like him. Why are you not happy? What are you even nervous for?" she said as you plopped down on your bed next to her and fell back.

"I-I am happy, Jade...It's just..." you trail. It was hard for you to explain. You had a crush on that douchebag for so long, and he's ignored you for so long. You can't help but feel something was off.

"He ignored my existence not even a week ago and as soon as we are paired together for a project, we have a make out session, he calls me his girlfriend and says he's taking me out on a date." you say covering your face.

"You two had a make out session?! And you didn't tell me?!" Jade yells and pats you stomach with fake hurt laced in her voice.

You giggle and bring her down with you, hugging her head into your boobs. "I'm so sorry Jadey-poo! Don't leave me babay! We must stay lesbian lovers!" You yell, giggling in between.

She laughs, kisses your collar bone and pulls out your grip. "Go put your shoes on my lesbian lover." she exaggerates while pulling her pants back on.

You put on some black flats and put your hair into a messy bun. "Hey Jade?" You ask as she opens your bedroom door.

"Yeah?"

You put on a devious smile, "Hows you and Karkat's project coming along?" You say putting a hand on your exposed hip. You saw red dust across her cheeks.

A little birdie, aka Mrs. Dissy Lejion, had mentioned that she saw the two face battling in the hallway.

"I-It's coming along..." She trailed off as she saw your face, knowing you were about to squeal. She sighed and opened her arms for you.

By that point all hell broke loose. You let off a high pitched fangirl squeal and tackle pounced her. When you two were on the ground you put your cheek to hers and just rubbed her face.

"Oh this is so magical! My ship is canon! MY SHIP IS CANNON!" you squealed

You two laughed and talked about her new relationship. She told you that she had been crushing on the 5'7 sized brunette for a while now. When he came to her house, she couldn't help herself. Apparently they started making out, it got a little steamy, and cherries got popped.

You held in your squeals as she explained, that is, until someone cleared his throat.

You look up to see Dave in black pants, black converse, and a red jacket with a gear on the side.

He looked at the position you were in and raised an eyebrow. It was pretty confusing though. You were straddling Jade, your arms around each other, you squealing and rubbing your cheek against hers, and her laughing.

"Okay I know I risk getting hit when I say this, but I have the weirdest baby boner right now." he said, staring at you two.

You blush nine shades of red and scramble to get off of Jade.

"How long have you been here?" You ask blushing.

He crossed his arms and leaned in the doorway, "Well I actually got here when you were running around in your bra, nice tits by the way," he smirked as you got even redder, and also closer to slapping him,"Then I went downstairs chilled on the couch until I heard a scream." He smiles, " Only when I got up here, I think I was witnessing lesbian sex and I wanted in honestly."