why ?

Newspaper: The purge is necessary because its release of all tension we hold in as objects
It is the ultimate Catharsis

Shieldy: Who's Catharsis?

Slurpy: I think she is a drug seller
I'm pretty sure I have her new ciggeratte collection

Party Hat: Catharsis is another name for purge

Shieldy: No its not

Slurpy: Read a book bitch

Shelly: So what are our plans

Party Hat: We're staying here for lockdown

Slurpy: Yeah theres no way I'm doing this purge thing with Popsicley

Shelly: Are you sure we should be seperated for the rest of the family

Shieldy: I'm sure we'll be fine

Slurpy: Did you guys see that weird neighbor earlier?

Shieldy: The one with that that nasty ass pie?

Party Hat: Oh my god
Why couldn't she just go away

Slurpy: Oh my god she was so annoying

Shelly: Oh my god
Nobody wants that nasty ass pie

Slurpy: It was fattening just looking at it, I gave it to  Chocolatey

*EMERGENCY WARNING*

Party Hat: Its almost time for lockdown

Shelly: I heard they hired Pizza to announce the call

Pizza: This is not a test bitch
the annual purge is about to start
Remember: All crimes are legal for 12 hours straight and won't end until 7 in the morning
Good luck bitches

Slurpy: Okay
Wanna watch movies or something?

Shieldy: We should watch Trapt songs on repeat!

Party Hat: I'd rather join the purge

*doorbell rings*

Slurpy: Who the hell?

Party Hat: Turn on the security camera

The hacker: WASSUP MOTHERFUCKERS,HI HOW ARE YA?
A little birdie told me that you haven't ate your purge pie, everyone else has
BITCH IM CONFUSED

Party Hat: Turn it off

Slurpy: Wait-

The hacker: I know you got pie in there
Love that
But if you dont eat it until our backup arrives
BITCH ITS OVER
HEHEHE
Cut it

*power goes off*

Shieldy: THEY CUT THE POWER-

Slurpy: No shit

Shelly: We should be safe with our new security system

Shieldy: Yeah its a good thing you got it installed Party Hat!

Party Hat: I didn't get it installed
Slurpy did

Slurpy: No I didn't
That was Shieldy's job

Shieldy: No I got the locks changed

Party Hat: I got the locks changed

Slurpy: No I was assigned to get the locks changed

Shelly: So you guys changed the locks 3 times but didn't install the new security system?!

Slurpy: I'm sure we'll be fine

Party Hat: Where did you put the pie again?

Slurpy: I gave it to Chocolately before she left I don't know what she did with it!