Pizza: Little Red Riding Hood Chocolately is very thirsty and she ran out of anything to drink
Shieldy: So? Its not like I care
Pizza: Now Little Red
Thats no way to talk about friendshipShieldy: You called her a Fat Asshole the other night
Pizza: Well thats because she is dear
But I want you to be a good little boy and deliver Chocolatey some tequilaShieldy: Ok but do I have to wear red????
Pizza: Yes
Shieldy: Why??
Pizza: Because that's your name
Shieldy: No its not
Its what you called me because of this damn hoodPizza: IM NOT CHANGING YOUR NAME
STOP ASKING ME TO CHANGE YOUR NAME
I ALREADY TOLD ALL THE OBJECTSShieldy: But she lives in the creepy mansion
Its like dangerousPizza: Thats not my problem
Shieldy: Wow
Shieldy: So I was on my way where Chocolately lives untill all of a sudden
An ugly Karen came out of nowhereBlackPearlCookir: Hello you little ugly gremlin
Shieldy: Hey?
BlackPearlCookir: What are you doing all alone here?
Shieldy: I'm going to Chocolately give her some tequila
BlackPearlCookir: OH?
And where does Chocolately live?Shieldy: A creepy mansion
BlackPearlCookir: Oki
BYEEEEEEShieldy questions what happened
but ignores itBlackPearlCookir: After my conversation with that ugly gremlin
I rushed to the mansion
And ate all C-H-O-C-O-L-T-Y
I hate E and AShieldy: Chocolately you look like shit
BlackPearlCookir: Thats what BlackPearlCookir calls me
Shieldy: I brought you some tequila
BlackPearlCookir: I LOVEEEE TEQUILAAAAA
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I NEE-Shieldy: Are you that ugly karen
BlackPearlCookir: Congratulations
You are not stupid
You are a dumbassShieldy: Wow
Party Hat: DON'T WORRY BESTIE
I WILL SAVE YOUParty Hat accidentally threw the hatchet at Shieldy's back
Party Hat: OH SHIT
Og: SIMGMPRODUCTIONS
Object show: Brawl of the objects

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