Pairing: Bokuto Koutaro x Akaashi Keiji
Warnings: None
Notes: Guys I love them so much.
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Bokuto: Kaashi I'm not beautiful. Go date someone prettier.
Akaashi: Bokuto-san, shut the fuck up, I'm going to marry you.
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Akaashi: Alright me or volleyball?
Bokuto: Ok, how about me or reading?
Akaashi: You, obviously.
Akaashi: ...
Bokuto: ...
Akaashi: Baby please stop crying you know I wouldn't make you choose.
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Bokuto: I have a question.
Akaashi: I might have an answer.
Bokuto: If I was a really crunchy leaf but bare in mind I'm still you boyfriend as the leaf-
Akaashi: Why would I date a leaf though?
Bokuto: LET ME FINISH
Akaashi: I would step on you.
Bokuto: I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH THE QUESTION
Akaashi: WELL THAT WAS THE QUESTION. A CRUNCHY LEAF IS A CRUNCHY LEAF OF COURSE I WOULD STEP ON IT.
Bokuto: Eh fair.
• [the next two are post-timeskip]
*Akaashi stressing over his work*
Bokuto: Hey Jiji wanna hear a joke?
Akaashi: Sure.
Bokuto: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Akaashi: What do you call it?
Bokuto: No idear
*Akaashi snorts*
*Bokuto smiles*
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Akaashi: Can you like fuck the sad out of me.
Bokuto: How about you share what's upsetting you instead?
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Shots from the Life of Haikyuu Characters
FanfictionHi :) You might've come here from my other four Haikyuu Scenarios books, or you might be new here. In either case, welcome! This book contains short snapshots from the lives of haikyuu characters. I hope you enjoy!!
